the three little swahilian breakdancers
once apon a time there were three little swahilian breakdancers the first swahilian breakdancers name was carmikeal the second swahilian breakdancers name was torfus the third swahilian breakdancers name was shlomo well they left home to live on their own and carmikeal was dumb and made his house out of straw and torfus was just dumb without really trying and made his house out of twigs and i think he should have made it out of swahilian twigs but no he had to go and make it out of zimbabwein twigs and shlomo was smart and made his house out of pretty little red bricks and torfu and carmikeal came over and made fun of him cause he wanted a house that the big bad pig couldnt blow down so they waltzed off and sang and stuff like that and then the big bad pig came and torfus ran into his house of zimbabwein twigs and carmikeal ran into his house of straw and the big bad pig came to carmikeals house and tried to blow it down and succeeded and so carmikeal ran into torfuss house and the big bad pig came to blow it down and succeeded and so torfus and carmikeal ran into shlomos house and the big bad pig came and tried to blow down shlomos house and didnt succeed so he tried climbing down the chimney like santa clause i like santa clause too bad he aint real and the swahilian breakdancers had made a fire and put a pot on it so the big bad pig would fall in it and when he did shlomo put a lid on it so he couldnt get out and he didnt so they had him for breakfast the next morning and made a coat for each of them with his fur so dont try to go down someones chimney like santa clause i like santa clause if you do you might get eaten for breakfast the next morning
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