shirly in wonderland

once apon a time there was a girl named shirly and she had a cat and she was reading her cats name was snorfy a story and snorfy didnt like it so they went for a walk and they followed a rabbit that only said im late and shirly wanted to know late for what and the rabbits name was toady only said im late so shirly and snorfy followed and followed it and shirly fell down a hole and snorfy didnt so snorfy ran away cause she was sad and committed suicide and shirly fell and the rabbit wasnt there when she got there and so she walked around looking for him in a strange place and couldnt find him so she found a pair of teeth and then a cow grew around them and was really weird and confused her and then she found two dudes named norfle-dee and norfle-dum and they were dressed in spacesuits and norfle-dum was very dumb and didnt know anything and norfle-dee didnt like anything so she left them and wandered more and found the rabbit and then lost him again so she found a tea party and some people around a table were singing happy un-birthday and so she sat down and had tea with them and a mouse came out of one of their hats and she talked with them and then left cause i forgot why so she went into a house thing and found a couple of doors but they were very small so she couldnt fit in them and found a table and there was a key on it so she took it and put it back cause she found some cookies that said eat me so she did and grew very small so she could fit in the door but she didnt have the key so she couldnt get it so she drank some stuff out of a bottle and grew big and got the key and ate the cookies and grew very small so she could fit in the door and use the key and opened the door and went through the door and found herself the elf (haha) and saw a caterpillar on a mushroom and talked to him and ate the mushroom and grew big and walked around and found the rabbit and followed him and was in a court room and was on trial and i forgot why so she played croquet with the queen and wouldve won but the queen cheated and she was a little far off on the last hole and the queen won and then i forgot what happened next but somehow she gets back up the hole and is above the surface and is living and found snorfy but didnt cry cause she was faking that she committed suicide cause it was the stunt cat that committed suicide

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