three blind turnips

once apon a time there were three blind turnips the first turnips name was alfred the second ones name was gordy and the third ones name was toodle well toodle wanted to go to the farmers house and alfred didnt want to and gordy wanted to go to pluto but gordy didnt want to so they went to the farmers house and the farmer really liked turnips so when they got there the farmers name was tommy and he wasnt there but his wifes name was shirly and she was there but she didnt see them so they walked around and said hi to all of their friends and their friends said hi back in italian then shirly saw them and she tried to cut off their leaves but she couldnt so tommy came home and wanted to eat them and he got a knife to cut off their leaves so they could be broiled in taco sauce and he cut off their leaves but he wasnt fast enough to catch them so they ran into a post and moved away from it and ran home and didnt get eaten by tommy and shirly but toodle has a bump on his forehead and alfred has a fractured root and gordy only lost the rest of the leaves that the farmer didnt cut off

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