pillow talk

"mrphmmph"
has two meanings:
"yes, please" for me,
"no way" for you.
would Webster and
Merriam disagree, as well?
they might say

adverb:
mixed meanings according
to gender;
expresses the positive
for women;
expresses the negative
for men;
certain to create
disunity.

I've simply decided
not to talk to you anymore
at seven o'clock in the morning.