Salem, Massachusetts, is a lovely little town which we couldn't help but mock.

my hats are better    she turned me into a newt!

We soon found a public restroom in which we changed our clothes and brushed our teeth. From there, we headed to the witch museum. Sandy really digged it there, since she's a witch at heart.

bubble, bubble, toil, and... toil? I don't want to work! Sandy's true nature

Down the street, we found a couple of pirate hotties at the pirate museum. I think the one with the bandana digs me, don't you?

my boyfriend! Bobbi, this pirate wants to take me out on the high seas!

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