Welcome to GALS Pals!

HMFIC"s---Head Mother Fu**ers In Charge...

• Kaye Coffey...GALS Club President and Founder. See under FOUNDERS for profile.
• OzarkLad...GALS Club CEO and Member. See under MEMBERS for profile.

FOUNDERS---We are what started all this. It never occurred to us that it would go beyond our little town of four traffic lights.

• Jen...Waitress at the bar we frequent. Loud in a funny way. Well known to turn "Redneck" after a few drinks.
• Kaye Coffey...Information not available through this channel. ALL inquiries must be made in person.
• Nikki...23 yr. old Waitress with the Mostest at our favorite chinese restaurant. Loves to play Bingo, and somehow manages to get 36 hrs. into ONE day.
• Orndolff...My poltergeist for as long as I can remember. Performs harmless shenanigans and protects me from danger. Have you ever seen a poltergeist before?
• Philly...A barmaid with lots-o'-spunk. Always doing for other people, and does twice the work her job requires.

MEMBERS---Real live people. I should know, I've partied with them.

• Becky...Was spending her entire paycheck on babysitters and gas. Quit to stay home with the babies. Went crazy...and...back to work.
• Buddy...A horse trader and land owner. Gambles on everything from sports to cards to what color of a shirt someone will wear that day.
• CoffeyMate...See FOUNDERS under Kaye Coffey
• Eddie...A VERY nice and courteous man. Constantly battling his ex-wife over custody and child support. He likes to do shots of Jose Cuervo.
• Josh...A young man with athletic and physical stature. He drives a Ford Ranger Pick-up and makes submarine sandwiches.
• Karen...A tall willowy blond who likes to sunbathe and have company. About every other month she hosts a Home Decorating Party.
• Kim...Pregnant with her first child at thirty-something. So mean, she once kicked a boy off of the roof for calling her older sister a name.
• Kris & Al...Al is co-owner, manager and cook of the bar we frequent. Kris, his wife, is barmaid and waitress there, too.
• Lonna...48 yr. old, male to female, pre-operative transsexual.
• Maynard... See Maynard
• Mindy...A State Champ Cheerleader, All-Star Softball Pitcher, and computer Nerd wannabe.
• OzarkLad... CEO
• Pat...A witty guy that's far from home. Likes to cook and lay on the couch.
• Phil...Co-owner of the bar we frequent. When he's the bartender, he gets so absorbed in some ball game, that to get his attention we shout "EARTH TO PHIL".
• rev...Obsessed with sex and the latest health/beauty fad. Always gets loonies for boyfriends. (One guy accused her of infecting him with Malaria.)
• Rick...Truck driver that delivers the groceries, and competes in golf.
• Rick...Karaoke King. Lives with his widowed mother. Quizzes us on the State Capitals.
• Rick...Little League Football Coach. Has a thing for Oriental women.
• Robin...She makes the dough at the pizza parlor. Her favorite drink is Long Island Iced Tea.
• Shannon...Central heat and air conditioning installer with a passion for antiques.
• Shirley...Makes artsy-craftsy things to sell at shows and eats out daily.
• Vance...Hardware store owner. Twice a year he goes to the coast for a month long fishing excursion. Always manages to to include the weather in on a conversation.

HONORARY MEMBERS---Technically, these are members. I just have not been able to shake their hand, give them a hug, and present them with our gold pin...YET!

• Adam...Sent us five applications to join. He bought a hat in Conover,Wisconsin; and sometimes pretends he's a woman when on-line. See his contribution to the 'net.
• Admiral Frippy...Courageously and without thought for himself, sails us through the cyber-seas.
• Alan...Our first overseas correspondent from the United Kingdom. He's interested in Black Bean Soup.
• Allan...A practical joker. Sends his friends FREE subscriptions to off-the-wall list serves, anonymously.
• Amazon Gyrl...Founder of her GALS Club. [Geeks Anonomous of Lincoln-Sudbury (Regional High School)] A Trekkie and School Newspaper person.
• Chester Karma...He has a crush on one of the GALS. For more info, see his page.
• Density4...Quotes Pink Floyd lyrics to the ladies.
• Duppy...Our short cut to Hell.
• Flapjack...Farmer tanned, inadequately rested, and full of piss and vinegar.
• Gandalff...Taking a year off to find himself. Last heard, he was in Texas.
• Ian...A Computer Science Major who lives in a world of red clouds and blue skies. For more info see his page
• Jenny...Purple hair, some education in England. Describes herself as a punk.
• Jim...Reads Iliad and the Odyssey every year, plays claw-hammer banjo and drinks boutique beers. And is still driving that yellow Toyota he bought new in 1977.
• Joe Z...He's nuts!
• Marc de Kwant...Looking for someone to help design a system they can call their own.
• Opus...An art lover who's a little unclear what his position in the company is.
• Phil (Tanguay)...Buys only frozen foods and canned goods.
• Rameses II...King of a frog, locust and plague infested land. Is always giving us beer, and asks that we don't confuse him with a little rubber thingy. Visit his Kingdom
• Steve...Likes to pretend he is the Sysop of a great computer network. Watches cartoons and shoots skeet.
• Scott Ruthfield...HMFIC and proprietor of the GSOTD.
• Sunbleeder...Our first cyber GALS Pal. He likes to dance...on tables.
• Zero One...A BIG man on campus! ( 6' 6" and in the Honors Society) He is building a robot and will eat chocolate covered insects.

More later...

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