GALS Club Newsletter for Sept. 16, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Philly is so attached to her old hair and spray encrusted curling iron that when the clamp broke, she used a piece of duct tape to fix it. Here's $5, get a new one.

Now Karen has taken up babysitting. Four chargees ages 1-4. She wants to know why we teach our young to walk and talk?

Wright is addicted to haiku and Spam. Try this--fry the meat (?), top with a dollop of salsa and sprinkle w/shredded cheese. !YUMMY! (BTW Wright--your last line had 6 syllables.)

YHRQ47A is 'Premaring' himself for a new life. He's gonna have a Lopidoffomy. Good Luck Mark/Lonna, whoever you are.

REPLIES------

• Sun (not his real name)...does more than one person use your PC and name?
• Flapjack...Who's Barbarino? (and I can answer my own mail, Thank-you!)
• Ruther...Yes this newsletter is appropriate for the "Prison" forum. After all, some prisoners get "life", don't they?
• Mindy...I stand by my reason for buying the machete is because the old one has been lost for a year!
• DC...How much are you paying for this newsletter, anyway?
• Ian...The GALS Club (Get-A Life-Soon) is a social club designed for us who need to. Would you like to join?

Okay everybody...you can go back to polishing your door knobs now.

Your President

Kaye Coffey