GALS Club Newsletter for Sept. 23, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A Life-Soon

OzarkLad claims this time of year is the most offensive of them all. He cites the constant battle with the temperature control in the hall.

Josh has found a new use for the grinder. He can turn an unused pencil eraser into dust in 1.9 seconds. Mindy timed him.

...and speaking of dust...

Shirley says when you come into her house, it's Okay to write your name in the dust--just don't put the date!

Flapjack has considered redecorating his/her room with the haiku that Wright wrote. We suggest the bathroom, so there would always be reading material. (BTW, Flapjack--don't blame ME for Wright's existence, I just met him 2 weeks ago.)

Ian is saving up bus token so he can take the "scenic" route around the city. He's looking to meet new people, hopefully a prospective girlfriend (it's been 4 years!).

Otto E-mailed me my own newsletter (2 weeks late). Thank-you for your concern, but I read them BEFORE I send them out.

Dinosaur update---A prehistoric giant was discovered in Argentina that is taller than the infamous T. Rex. The name...Giganotosaurus carolinii.

POP QUIZ-------

1. Do you get excited over a new flavor of potato chip?
2. Do you call a certain friend every day? .....extra credit...How many times?
3. Do you pay attention to the "Learn a New Trade" commercials on TV?
4. Do you eat the same foods every week? (i.e., spaghetti on Mon., meatloaf on Tue., etc.)
5. Do you drive past an ex's house to see what's happening?
6. Can you relate yourself to the comic strip "Cathy"?

REPLIES----------

• RLPRODUCER...Ricki Lake? Really?? ME??????? Wellllllllll.... Maybe if you provide air travel and hotel accomodations w/room service.

Till next week...... Your President

Kaye Coffey