GALS Club Newsletter for Oct. 7, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon

I want to thank those of you who pointed out to me about last week's Newsletter being multi-posted in some news groups. Boy...I AM the 'gormless, techno-illiterate woman' that one reader referred to me as.

Netscape software, in conjunction with a NNTP server, was inefficacious to conventionally elucidate transmission. The mal-communication motivated the repeated posting of a singular message into certain news groups. FUBAR!! Thereby causing confusion on the part of the superficial to understand/realize that they had previously reviewed said message in it's entirety. Bad, BAD computer!

Fall is in the air and so are thoughts of Hallowe'en. I need to start making my costume, but I'm a little unclear on what a succubus looks like. As usual I will try to surpass myself in how many Trick-or-Treaters run screaming and crying from my door. Those who are brave enough to ask will get a treat (trick?). This year I'm handing out sausage balls. My own recipe, of course!

Josh was seen showing his dexterity again. While carrying a laundry basket from one room to another, he stopped to talk. Absent-mindedly he put it over his head and twirled it around. (Look Ma...NO HANDS.)

Phil (our bartender) could not take his eyes or ears off the OJ Simpson closing rebuttals. He was so enrapt, we nearly dried up trying to get served.

Pat sat on his old couch and when it squeaked, he proclaimed it to be a piece of crap. He figures if he takes that $50 bill his mom sent him, and adds about 20 rolls of nickels, he can get a pretty decent replacement.

Jenny is new in town and looking for friends. S/W/F with some education in England. Purple hair (don't point and laugh, it's impolite) AND she has all her own teeth.

Steve is afraid that if he joins the GALS Club he will be required to Get A Life. No! That's why we added SOON to the name. It's a vague term, but a loophole nonetheless. (So Steve, you can relax and continue pretending to be the Sysop of a great computer network.)

Otto is getting better at sending my newsletter back to me. Last week he returned it in mere MINUTES after it was posted.

Nikki and her curling iron. Remember when it broke and she fixed it with duct tape? Well, it broke another way, so she used dental floss to repair THAT situation. She continued to use it until it broke beyond her engineering abilities, and she was forced to buy a new one. Ya gotta give her an A for effort, besides, the warranty had long expired.

Mindy got her first credit card this week. Naturally that meant an immediate trip to the mall for a new outfit. Complete with matching purse to house her new VISA.

REPLIES------

• Matthew...This is AMERICA, and I am still free to be 'gormless' if I wanna!
• Density4...But...but...I watch Star Trek. Doesn't that count for something?

LINCOLN REVIEWS A BOOK

     "For those who like this kind of book,
      this is the kind of book they will like."

And finally....DAMN, I didn't win the money in the OJ pool.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey