GALS Club Newsletter for Oct. 21, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon

YOU ARE INVITED---

• WHAT: A Hallowe'en Party
• WHEN: Hallowe'en
• WHERE: My house
• TIME: Dark-thirty till ?
• DRESS: Costume required
• REFRESHMENTS: Buffet will include Black Bean Soup, Deviled Eggs, Chicken Fingers, Baby-back Ribs, Dirty Rice, Angel Hair, Artichoke Hearts, Pumpkin Bread w/Ghoula Cheese Spread. Side-bar will include yer run-of-the-mill snacks and hors d'oeuvres. Bloody Mary mix, too. BYOB

Jeanne Calment's name went into the Guinness Book of Records this week as the oldest living person whose date of birth can be authenticated. As of Tuesday she was 120 yrs. and 238 days young. In an interview she stated "I'm a normal woman." (Hmmmmm...I'm gonna have to try that.)

Josh is glad they painted the lines in the parking lot where he works, it makes it perfectly clear to other motorists that he is taking up two spaces. "People can think of me what they want" he says, "I'm just protecting the new paint job on my truck."

Nikki can't understand why she is better off financially in the wake of working fewer hours. She suspects it has something to do with the curling iron.

Allen sent Mike a free subscription to "Save the Armadillo" list serve. Maybe with a $25 donation he will receive a grey ball cap with the bill being the beasts' snout & a tail in back, and a bumper sticker saying..."I BRAKE 4 ARMADILLOS". (This should cut down on road-kill.)

Lucy is a new gal on the highway. We were her "first stop" at her "first time on the web." We're honored, we've never been anybody's FIRST.

Magicbus wants to know what the GALS Club Newsletter is. Hint...It contains subliminal messages that when read backwards, it tells you WHERE to send that cash.

Tim has left his wife and is renting the *very same* appartment that Philly used to live in. The first thing he did was change the porch light from a blue bulb to a soft-white. The bad news is---the wife kept the computer.

REPLIES-----

• Steve...Put down the TV Guide, this is not an open book test.
• Guru...It's your prerogative to use this newsletter as toilet paper, it's also YOUR ass. (BTW-I'm with Henny Youngman.)

WHAT WE MAY LIVE WITHOUT by Owen Meredith

     We may live without poetry, music and art;
     We may live without conscience and live without heart;
     We may live without friends; we may live without books;
     But civilized man cannot live without cooks.

     He may live without books,-what is knowledge but grieving?
     He may live without hope,-what is hope but deceiving?
     He may live without love,-what is passion but pining?
     But where is the man that can live without dining?

Well, we're off to volunteer to do clean-up duty for a beer truck that has just turned over and spilled his load all over.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey