Ah, me, the pressure is on. It's that time of year when parents are selling fund-raisers for their children. Offices every where are passing around catalog booklets, filled with "perfect gifts" and Holiday essentials. And then 6 weeks later...SURPRISE..your order is in, did you forget?
Scotty installed a new sound system in his Bronco that is louder on the outside than inside. You can hear him two blocks away. He didn't realize the hazards of loud music until the noise vibrated his rear-view mirror off the windshield.
OzarkLad is trying to out-wait his lawn. The next time he mows, he wants it to be the last cut of the season.
Kim is gonna get a life soon. She is 10 weeks pregnant. Congratulations!! But, poor thing, she's experiencing ALL the bad symptoms and is miserable. This will be her and Michaels "one & only, the first and the last" baby. (No need to count folks, they've been married for a year.)
Yankee7 has been spending his nights cow-tipping. Not to see the beast kick and cry from the wake-up fall, but to watch the other cows. He claims "they laugh so hard, milk runs out of their noses."
I was forced to witness one of my pet peeves this week while dining out. A couple parked their mini-van right outside my window. They made sure they had everything, closed all the windows, and checked the doors to see that it was locked. Then they walked into the restaurant leaving the headlights to automatically shut off. Gawd, why don't they just TURN THE DAMN THINGS OFF?!?!
Nikki's Jeep was broken into for the second time in the last 6 months. This time the culprit stole her cellular phone and a $120 coat. Of course she had her service stopped, but doesn't understand why it takes a court order to block international calls. Anybody know this one?
CoffeyMate usually likes to wait until after "three frosts in a row" before picking greens from the patch. But, seeing the tender, young leaves, "out there in the garden", her mouth watered and she was compelled to cook a mess for dinner.
REPLIES-----
Sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger; Sneeze on a Tuesday, you'll kiss a stranger; Sneeze on a Wednesday, you sneeze for a letter; Sneeze on a Thursday, for something better; Sneeze on a Friday, you sneeze for sorrow; Sneeze on a Saturday, your sweetheart tomorrow; Sneeze on a Sunday, your safety seek, For you will have trouble the whole of the week.
DAMN...I didn't win the money in the Momma pool.
Have a Scary Hallowe'en!
Your President
Kaye Coffey