GALS Club Newsletter for Nov 4, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Hope everyone had a good Hallowe'en.

Mindy helped me fill the *goody* bags for the Trick-or-Treaters. Into each one we put 2 sticks and 2 stones. Every now and then making a bonus bag by adding some pine needles.

Josh and a couple of his friends dressed in black sweat-suits and knit caps to be the "Tres Robbers". This enabled them to lurk in the shadows or hide behind bushes and scare children.

Rick won the best costume award and $50 at the bar. He came as a scarecrow. We think the Karaoke portion of the contest was the clincher, since he's there 3 times a week for it.

Buddy's Pig-Pickin' went off without a hitch. The weather was a little chilly, so we huddled close to the fire barrel and caught up with old friends.

Orndolff (my poltergeist), has taken up residence at Angie's house. He even follows her into work. She keeps shouting at him to leave, but he won't. I guess I'll have to do it.

Minnsford tells us the best way to get the most power into a belch, is to drink through a straw.

TJ gets a little *too* wrapped up in his games. He fell off the chair playing Nintendo and broke his arm and wrist. (TJ...Was there a WARNING?? Maybe you can sue.)

-----REPLIES-----

• ORNDOLFF..."GET YOUR ASS HOME!!!!"
• Zach...You crack me up!
• OzarkLad...Sorry I was late.

HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL IQ TEST

Please answer "true" or "false" against the following statements.

1. On the whole most people tend to like the same kind of things.
2. One should be suspicious of someone who is too well mannered.
3. Parents are reliable judges of their children's abilities, talents and characters.
4. Most people are somewhat envious of their friends' good fortunes or successes.
5. If you forbid someone to do something that they badly want to, their pleasure is heightened if they actually do it.
6. All publicity is good publicity.
7. There are few people who do not enjoy a bit of flattery.
8. We often find ourselves criticizing people for faults which we can recognize in ourselves.

And the Christmas season has officially begun.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey