Josh thought riding a three-wheeler would be easier than a bike. A bump in the path while releasing the clutch caused him to run over himself. We didn't believe him till he showed us the tire tracks across the back of his leg.
Shannon followed his grandmothers plum wine recipe to a tee. He doesn't know what happened, but it *turned* on him. So he changed the name to "Plum Lightning". And trust me on this--it is!
CoffeyMate put off her bi-annual *moving day* as long as she could. Claiming "Winter is here" when the weather became to cold for her plants. While bringing them all indoors, she noticed the Christmas Cactus had buds on it.
Rick regrets that he never got one of those clap-activated beepers for his remote control. For some reason the device is missing, and he's had to manually change the channels for 3 days now.
Mindy has been invited to a baby shower. She's not going. She can't stand the games they play or how the women carry on at such affairs. "How ish da wittle babeeee? Him is so cute. Yes him is!"
Shirley feels she is overweight and has joined a support group to help her slim down. TOPS---Take Off Pounds Slowly. (Hmmm... sounds like a long-range plan.)
Ronnie thought he'd straighten up his attic to make room for more stuff. He came across an 8-track player and a case of tapes. He checked to see if it still worked. It did. So the rest of the afternoon he *jammed* to such greats as Three Dog Night and Neil Young.
Rev is on another health fad. We already knew she was a vegetarian, but what kind of a diet doesn't allow her to eat onions and green peppers?
Nikki is the reigning champ at Mortal Combat. "It takes great eye-hand coordination" she says. We think it's a carry over from years of curling iron action.
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DAMN---I didn't win the money in the football pool. I QUIT!!
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Kaye Coffey