GALS Club Newsletter for Nov. 25, 1995

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Is anybody tired of turkey yet?

Nikki has never been one to venture into the kitchen, but this years extended gift list has her making candies and cookies for the holidays. So far she has spent $85 on supplies, and is only about half through.

Philly told us how wonderful the band was that played at a club in town. "They sounded great and I danced all night" she said. When we asked her their name, she just shrugged her shoulders, having not a clue.

CoffeyMate feels a *little* guilty for the way she discourages salesmen and religious zealots from coming to her door. She has a mild-mannered German Shepherd that would harm no-one. When she sees the offending people nearing, she will get 'Valentine' all excited and barking and stuff. Then secretly lets the dog out the door, to continue with the strangers. "They don't know," she says, "and walk right on by."

Shannon was just trying to be a good guy. His girlfriend went to the store, leaving him with instructions to take the cobbler out of the oven when the buzzer went off. Don't ask him what happened, but he dropped it. INSIDE the oven. Ohhh, the sizzle and smoke! It was all he could do to turn it off and open a window. Of course, he didn't know how to clean it up, and left it for his girlfriend.

Chris knows his TV Trivia. He got all the questions right, *AND* he gave us four roles that Majel Barrett played in Star Trek. We gave him extra credit for that, and thereby, deserving the A+ he received.

Jim is strutting about as if he were some celebrity. He showed us a picture of him in a High Times magazine. It was a crowd scene at Woodstock '94. He tells us the three days he attended was a blast.

Mindy isn't quite old enough to drink alcohol, but on special occasions she'll partake in a toast. Thanksgiving introduced her to Sauvignon Blanc, a dry white wine by Ernest & Julio Gallo. She liked it so much, she kept coming back for more. (Mindy...you're supposed to sip it!)

REPLIES-----

• ToadalX...You'll have to excuse the picture on my Web page. That day I was beside myself.

HANDY FACTS-----

• In any culture, approximately one person in seven is left-handed.
• A right-handed person stirs sugar into coffee with a clockwise motion. A left-handed person...counterclockwise.
• The Boy Scout handshake is done with the left hand because founder Robert Baden-Powell believed in ambidexterality.
• Left-handers are disproportionately represented in architecture, the arts, and among chess champions.
• On a typewriter or computer keyboard, the left hand does nearly three-quarters of the work.
• Design bias in power tools, automobiles, and other potentially dangerous products may result in more accidents among left-handers.
• Some people believe it is bad luck to enter a house on the left foot.

I just gotta know, did YOU get up at dawn to go to the early morning sales on Friday?

Your President

Kaye Coffey