NOTICE: Due to schedule changes brought on by the New Year, the GALS Club meetings will now be held on Tuesday night. The half-meetings will be on Thursday and/or Friday nights, just call me and we'll figure it out.
Philly broke out of her mold from wearing tight pants and shirts, but for only one night. A special occasion generated her to don a skirt. A very short one at that. To complete the outfit, her hose had a rose embroidered on them. (Hope somebody took a picture, because we'll never see that again.)
OzarkLad was starting to get a little annoyed with the waitress at a Chinese restaurant (not our favorite one). He and I were the *only* customers in the place, so the girl had nothing to do but tend to us. She was overly concerned with "Is everything all right?". We can say this, though, our water glasses stayed FULL.
Nikki had been fighting a fierce cold for over a week when she decided to take some serious action. The prescription? 2 oz. Brandy, 1 tsp. each of butter and lemon juice. Nuke it just long enough to melt the butter, then shoot it. Every 20 minutes till it starts to taste *Okay*. (Usually a pint.) When she came-to the next morning, her cold was gone. In it's place was a foul tasting hangover.
Josh is experiencing the Calvin and Hobbes DT"s. And to make matters worse, the paper has put Mother Goose and Grimm in that slot. (Josh...This too shall pass, I felt the same when The Far Side retired.)
CoffeyMate stands behind her cooking talents. She claims her mashed potatos are "Hearty and MAN-pleasing". Not lumpy like SOMEBODY said. (You know who you are!)
Pat got his motorcycle all licensed and insured this week, so he'll be cruising up and down the highways. Now he can pretend to be Al Bundy pretending to be Easy Rider. When he gets another helmet, he's gonna take us for a ride.
Frank has returned from his vacation, which was really more of a learning experience. "I learned where an alternator goes, what a valve lifter does, and how much an overhaul costs in Miami."
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AND YOUR ASSIGNMENT FOR THIS WEEK IS...
I want you to write two sets of copy to sell beer. One is for the young market, the other is for the hard-working man. Which words and phrases would you choose for each?
I've been meaning to ask...Does anyone have the address for the Procrastinator's Club?
Your President,
Kaye Coffey