GALS Club Newsletter for Feb. 17, 1996

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Nikki has volunteered to work extra as she knows she is going to need the money. About a zillion dollars is her estimate. That ice storm we had put her without home-phone service for 5 days. But it didn't stop *her* from communicating! She simply kept her cellular charged and went right on talking...and talking...and talking...

Angie had a craving for meatloaf this week, so to the market she went for the ingredients. When she got home the hamburger was not in the bag. So *back* to the market, who graciously replaced it explaining how it must have been overlooked by the bag-boy and most likely wound up in the following persons groceries. 4 days later the missing meat was discovered under the drivers seat of her car, and it was STILL fresh enough to eat! But she gave it to the dog anyway, just to be safe. (You know, I had that happen to me once, only it was summertime and my nose found it first.)

And speaking of noses...

Josh is still in the habit of turning his laundry basket around on his head. The other day though, the laundry basket turned on *him*. There was a small break in the side of it that found his nose and held fast. He suffered a cut, no stitches were required.

Rick had a *bad hair day*. It wasn't his locks that were being unruly, it was the discontent among the ladies at the salon he frequents. The owner was growling because one of the girls refused to pay her stall rent in full, and blah, blah, blah. Another beautician complained about a customer that didn't bring enough money and had to owe her, and blah, blah, blah. The woman working on Rick was whining that her husband wasn't answering the phone. "Maybe he's out just messing around" he said indifferently. THAT got her motor running!!! He sat quietly suffering while she went on about 20 years of lies and cheating, and blah, blah, blah.

...AND KEEPS ON TICKING-----

The good news is...The counter on our home page is now on 531 times visited since it was installed a month ago.

The bad news is...This is not an accurate count, as it only registers when the graphics have been pulled down.

REPLIES-----

RULES OF LIFE-----

And what is the suggested milligrams of Valium when looking for a Government listing?

Your President,

Kaye Coffey


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