You find the damnedest things when you clean your desk. Take, for instance, this pack of white-pumpkin seeds I got last spring for Hallowe'en jack o' lanterns. And ended up having to purchase yer everyday, run of the mill, ordinary old orange ones. Oh well, there is always this year. I'm going to put them right back amongst the boot disks 'til I need them. So if I forget, y'all remind me, Okay?
I like this, my work area being so neat and clean and shiny. I'd forgotten what a nice zone I actually have here. I fear it won't last very long, though.
Josh has started 'Spring Training' for baseball. He's looking forward to getting back up on the mound after all these months. He tells us that the first few days of training are the worst. "You get stiff in winter, and coach works you like it was just yesterday you were there." ALL his muscles are sore. (Josh...who *made* you lay on the couch watching football?)
Philly has decided to do something with her life. She's taken her college entrance exams and will start soon. "I make alot of money bartending," she brags, "but I want to do the 9 to 5 thing. And sit on the other side for a change." (Philly...now *you'll* see how it feels to be cut off!)
Mindy has become addicted to dill pickles dipped in sugar. So much that she goes through 2 quarts of them a week. (No, she's not pregnant.)
Pat is looking for another apartment. The lease is up at the end of the month and he's having trouble finding one to suit his requirements. Before he just needed a one bedroom but could only find them with two. Now he needs two bedrooms and...
CoffeyMate joined a new fitness center. She's hoping the nautilus circuit and olympic style free weights will shift those extra five pounds to a better place. "Not really," she says, "I'm more interested in the steam-room and whirlpool!"
Weazer is a "trend setter" not a "fad follower". He didn't like it when he found out fetching a paper ball was *THE* cat game of the 90's. He thought he was the only one doing it! Now he climbs 7' up the ladder and sits atop surveying his domain, every now and then dropping on his mate for meanness.
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And now for the SECOND TIME EVER, something you can actually use from this newsletter.
HOW TO DEAL WITH A HANGOVER-----
I wonder why the experts don't suggest "hair of the dog"? It always worked for me.
Your President,
Kaye Coffey