After asking everybody I know and getting a big no for an answer, I will now ask the world. Did anybody actually get an extra day last month? I myself was hoping to get ahead, or at least caught up. Maybe just have a *me* day. None of it happened. Why don't we just have a Feb. 29th every year? No wait, that would mean elections. Nevermind.
Josh is working his way up in the world. His boss gave him a key to the place. In the middle of the other night, we tried to talk him into going and making us some sub sandwiches, but he wouldn't. So we fried some eggs instead.
Chet is taking steps these days to improve his health. He's eating smaller portions at mealtime. He's eliminated salt from his diet. He's switching to a light beer. And to help cut down on his smoking, he removed the ashtray from his shower.
Rick took advantage of the pre-spring-like weather this week by arranging a golf game. Wednesday morning found the sixsome at the first tee armed with their respective "weapons" and refreshments. He says they were all on par as far as drinking, but he kicked ass on strokes, and wishes someone was there to take names.
Mindy has to go to court to testify against a man who has been stalking her and a friend. Upon his arrest the police found knives, a couple of machetes, an axe and a wolf mask in his car. Scary. The detective told her to carry mace with her at *all times*. Well, she was curious as to how it smelled...
Nikki was overheard cursing the Jeep dealer. The door she ordered *still* hasn't come in and her old one is a constant reminder of when some punk slashed it to break in. Her vehicle is just over a year old, and she'd like for it to look new a while longer. She had to do something to keep the rain out, and she *hates* the way it looks, but once again it's duct tape to the rescue.
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And then there are those of us who hold onto the dream that we will somehow get a life soon.
Your President,
Kaye Coffey