Everybody is invited to join in on our St. Patrick's Day celebration! We're going to start Saturday night with the customary green beer. I have two kegs on ice. For those who don't like beer, I've got a case of whiskey behind the bar. And if that still doesn't please ya, bring yer own damn drink then! As allways, there is plenty of floor space, but *you* have to provide your pillow.
Then when we all come-to on Sunday, we'll don green arm bands (to clash with our red eyes), get in our cars and convoy 8 times around the interstate clover leaf. Of course we will observe all traffic rules, thus affording non-participants the opportunity to flex their middle finger. What fun!
Phil seems to think that because of my position, I should be endorsing a Presidential candidate. Hmmm...let me think. Nope, can't think of a soul. I guess I'll just have to write in my own name, after all, I do have experience as a president.
"Josh, what happened to your face?" "Why is everyone asking me that?" he wailed. Finding his way to a mirror, he discovered it was covered with scratch marks. It seems he got into a scuffle with a badminton net. Telling us he ducked to walk under it and failed to negotiate, rising up too soon and WHACK, right into it. (Josh...was there a WARNING? Maybe you can sue somebody.)
Nikki broke down and bought a new toilet seat. She didn't realize there was so much deciding involved. There was a blue one. There was a wooden one. There was the standard white one. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. The padded one won.
Randy got a haircut. A rather radical one at that. No more than 3/4" long now. It just doesn't look like him without a ponytail. (Randy...if you needed a hair band, all you had to do was ask, I keep extra stashed in my purse.)
Mika says, "I don't believe in horoscopes, but I think blood type describes character most accurately." Her last boyfriend was type O. Never again! O's are way too needy. Type A's are boring. B's are sweet, but they don't like her. So it's the AB man she's for. (So, like, what would be compatible for my A double negative type?)
CoffeyMate is having an identity crisis. All week she has been speaking and waving to people she *thought* she knew. So if she doesn't talk to you, it's simply because she doesn't know if she knows you or not. (On the other hand, what a way to meet new people.)
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO OR SAY IF YOU WOKE UP TO YOUR ROOMMATE HAVING SEX TEST----- Check ALL that apply to you.
Now add up your points and see how you rate...
Your President,
Kaye Coffey