Here I am, 700 miles from home, pretending to be on vacation. I'm going to be here for a couple of more weeks, too. It's a good thing I "skipped town" just hours before being subpoenaed else I would have been tempted to stay. Once here, I got impudent and decided "Frig 'em, I'm not cutting my time short for that!". But alas, that feeling did not last long. For a call to the DA informed me that a murder trial is on the docket, so now I'll be able to finish my business here before *my* case comes up. (Unless someone jumps up unexpectedly and yells "I did it")
Thanks to my brothers' unlimited time on-line, I have been spending all night chatting. When I told him I had a 6:00 date, he asked me "Would that be AM or PM?" (Smart-ass)
Duppy says Hell ain't half bad. He should know, he's been there and back. (Probably in a hand basket.) We recommend if you're going to Hell, to stop at The Golden Pagoda and get the Mongolian Beef to go. And this is really a stupid entry, but what the hell.
Melvic is one of the stars in a film the PR people are doing. This flick is so serious that the special effects are him wearing a tie and jacket. And the acting part is him doing some work! As usual the camera added 10 pounds, but not to his head.
Jared is still his *wild-man-after-midnight* self. This week he did some table dancing. He told us he got down to the bare maximum, leaving no place to stuff those dollars and gum wrappers. (Hmmmm...we're undecided how we feel about not being exposed first-hand.)
OzarkLad took this Friday off from work. His excuse was because April 19 is the anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing and the Waco incident. He feels the Michigan Militia wouldn't bother to do anything in the area where he lives. Maybe where he works, but not here.
Chester Karma is going to go into DT's because there is nothing about Nikki in this issue.
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Your President,
Kaye Coffey