GALS Club Newsletter for June 1, 1996

I've finally made it home. Seven weeks and a day I was gone. Everybody is glad that I'm back, except the neighbor woman, she hates me. <snicker>

Orndolff wasted no time letting me know that he is still around. The day after I arrived home, a bullet was found in the drivers seat of my car. That boy!

While I was driving home, I got to wondering...Why don't they put adjustable arm rests in cars? Do the manufacturers think everybody has arms like orangutans? With our elbows down at our hips? Somebody remind me to check this feature before I buy another car.

Lonna has been promoted from an Honorary Member to a full blown Member of us GALS. Our first from the internet. She was only 5 hours out of my way, but well worth the trip. The 3 nights I stayed with her were much fun, and I certainly will go back when I get the chance. Thank-you, Lonna, for such a pleasant experience.

Opus/Oppie tells us that when he returns from a long trip, he likes to get out of the house and make the rounds to catch up on what's been happening. "Maybe get some Chinese...?" he says. [Hmmm...Is that what they are calling it these days? (Yeah, yeah, I know. I used that line a couple of weeks ago.)]

Speaking of Chinese...

Mindy and Kyla have been barred from a Chinese restaurant. And to show their contempt, they will turn cartwheels in front of the window to the place until someone comes out and runs them off.

Kris and Al moved to Florida. He decided he had had enough of the Sports Bar business, and got a job doing something more to his liking. I'm not sure what it is, but it involves a Mac.

Nikki is spending the weekend at the beach.

ANIMAL PALS-----

• Bear is getting stronger, still hobbling around, though.
• Rice-for-Brains runs around the table when it's feeding time.
• Ce Ce wants to be picked up by her tail.
• Lady dropped her ball in the toilet. Nobody noticed until it caused a real mess.
• King and Tillie simply LOVE their chewable vitamins.

REPLIES-----

• Sh. M. "Johnnie" Akram...Everyone thinks the clock is KOOL!
• OzarkLad...The orange, lemon and apple Fruit People are still in the fridge.

SOOPIES-----

Ever heard of them? They are a Russian sausage, or jerky, or something. Well I took it to the bar for people to sample, and these are some of the reactions.

• CoffeyMate..."Good as hell."
• Chet..."Chewy. Something to take with you hunting."
• Jen..."Spontaneous feeling. (?) Will it make you sh_t more?" (That's Jen.)
• Fred..."No thanks."
• Randy..."If it wasn't good, I wouldn't ask for another piece."
• Kyla..."Looks like a doggie treat."
• Mindy and Kristi (in unison)..."Tastes like one, too!"

Yep, it's good to be home. And now that I have finished writing this newsletter, I'm gonna go sit out on the west patio and do nothing.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey