How do I start here? That's why I didn't write a newsletter last week, I couldn't think of an opening line. Can't think of one now, either. Oh well...
Jen had a birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN! She says she'll be able to use her own ID now. No more making the guy at the door feel bad about questioning her. "So I've dyed my hair and lost weight. Are you making some crack about my weight problem?" And he'd let her in. (Jen...Not only are you *legal* now, you can also safely take an aspirin.)
Josh received two more trophies to add to his collection. One for the district championship, and a special one for having the highest batting average.
RC and Racer are a couple of *fun* guys on the golf course. Especially when they play where there are remote control carts. Can't you just see one of 'em trying to put their club in the bag when the cart moves away? Or one of them sitting in the passenger side riding around? Or being chased?
Buddy tells us his reason for dating girls half his age is because..."They're not as smart as older wimmen. They don't catch on to my tricks." He also says that they think he is rich, and will do *anything* to try to *catch* him. (This is true folks, I saw one of 'em pumping gas for him.)
CoffeyMate rearranged the refrigerator. She decided one day that she was tired of bending over to get a beer, so now they sit on the top shelf. Much easier. (What took you so long?)
Opus/Oppie gave his daughter her first drivifng lesson with him. "No comment" on that.
Nikki says she heard about a book called "Duct Tape...Tool of the South." And she can identify with it. She has a piece over the old keyhole so people couldn't look through it and spy on her. She showed us how funny the cat acts when she put a piece on it's head. Poor thing, it thinks it's a 50 lb. weight, and keeps it's jaw on the floor, unable to get up. And to keep the cat out of the dirt to her palm tree, she has duct tape across the pot, sticky side up. She told us how she went into a state of panic when she ran out while packing to move. Remembering she had a roll in her Jeep saved the day. She grabbed it and clutched it to her bosom. After all, she needed it to fix the antenna on her phone. And for added security, her boyfriend is in the duct business, keeping her in supply.
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WASHDAY-----
They that wash on Monday
Have all the week to dry;
They that wash on Tuesday
Are not so much awry;
They that wash on Wednesday
Are not so much to blame;
They that wash on Thursday
Wash for shame;
They that wash on Friday
Wash for need;
And they that wash on Saturday
Oh, slovens are indeed!
And I still haven't thought of an opening line.
Your President,
Kaye Coffey