GALS Club Newsletter for July 6, 1996

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Did y'all have a good Fourth of July? I've been getting reports of getting drunk at Bar-B-Ques, and getting drunk and falling out of the boat, and getting drunk and burning fingers on sparklers, and getting drunk and getting some. Geez, is everybody I know a drunk?

OzarkLad went to see "Independence Day" on...you guessed it...the 4th. The movie house was showing it in 2 theaters - one to start a half hour after the other. The place was nearly full and he was forced to take a really lousy seat. About show-time, a guy came in and told them that the movie was just starting in theater #4. What a fiasco as the people hurried next door. He thought, "To HELL with that", grabbed the perfect seat and waited the 30 minutes for the next showing.

Carla was on duty at our favorite Chinese Restaurant when the power went out. That wouldn't have been so bad, but she was in the restroom at the time. "It's DARK in there!" She had to feel her way through the maze to get out. She claims the experience gave her a headache and took a break.

Rick bought a Cadillac and took us for a ride. He showed us how you set the temperature and it automatically heats or cools. How it tells you what the MPG is for that particular moment in travel. And all kinds of extras. We pushed buttons to make our seat move around and stuff. And we think the previous owner Armor All'd the leather upholstery, 'coz we nearly slid off onto the floor!

Nikki was able to talk her boss into closing the place for the 4th, citing "not enough business to be profitable." She had big plans to finish moving into her new condo, but since the landlord granted an extension on the time to be out of the apartment, she just used the day to relax. She watched some rented movies and read. She did, however, unpack a box of board games and stuck them in a closet.

REPLIES-----

SOME VULCAN WORDS AND THEIR MEANINGS-----

Let's go swimming.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey


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