GALS Club Newsletter for July 13, 1996

Thank-you's to all who corrected my typos in last week's newsletter. I'll be sure to proofread this one.

Chet told us about going to the race. He had this observation...Why is it you don't feel the beer you drank until you're leaving in the car and turn on the AC?

Jen showed us one of the advantages to running the bar. She put two $5 bills into the slot machine game. Not winning anything, she got into the back of it and retrieved her two $5 bills. And played some more.

Nikki tells us that Cloyd (Orndolff's twin brother) has taken up residence with her. He's making noises in the kitchen and leaving lights on all night. He's also hiding little things, like her keys. He's getting on her nerves, and she's trying to figure out how to work a gargoyle into her decor.

OzarkLad has a fear. With the remotes piling up on his coffee table, he's afraid one is going to come along and screw up another. All those signals getting crossed, it's a possibility. Remote as it may be...

Phil (actually it's "Earth to Phil") is in dire need of an antenna, surgically implanted to his head. So, we're taking donations. The sooner we can raise the money, the sooner we can start getting through to him. We're also looking for a good used memory chip.

REPLIES-----

• Shannon...It doesn't have to be done EVER, we'll just keep renting the place.
• Scott..."Compartmentalize" (There! I put in a good word for you.)
• Larry...Life is hard.
• Pat...I take it you don't do that very often.
• Rick...What's the capital of Connecticut?

FALSEHOODS-----

• Some people are double jointed.
• People who can be hypnotized are weak minded.
• Men have one fewer rib than women.
• Brown bread is better than white.
• Never eat oysters unless there is an R in the month.
• Eating fish is good for the brain.
• Moths eat clothes.
• Thunder turns milk sour.
• Ostriches bury their head in the sand.
• Camels carry water in their humps.

And don't let anybody tell you any different.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey