GALS Club Newsletter for July 27, 1996

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Is it me? Or are the dog days a bit early this year? I guess if I'm gonna get a breeze, I'll have to sit in front of a fan.

Shannon has been putting in a lot of overtime working in the AC/Heating business. "It's kinda ironic" he says, "I'm never in an environment that has either."

Linhda (Yes, there is an h in her name) must really love her man(?). Either that, or she likes to show off her engagement ring. And what a ring it is! We're wondering how she's able to lift her hand. Actually, we're wondering how she gets around these days with all the gold and jewels she's sporting. Her fiance is a generous person, but alas, his funds are a dwindling. So much so, that she bought her own diamond engagement ring.

Josh has returned from his trip to the city. The big city. The big, BIG city. New York City. His flights were on time and smooth. He saw and enjoyed the tourist attractions, strained his neck looking up at the skyscrapers. He thinks the vendors should have more toppings for a hot dog, though. But, he was most amazed at how many taxi's there are. "And the cabbies really DO drive crazy. One was going 82 mph!"

Opus/Oppie tells us of an alternative way to achieve "Buns of Steel" without buying the video. Just go get your teeth cleaned. "Two hours in the dentist's chair, buttocks muscles strengthened enough to walk a mile on them alone." (Hmmm...I'll bet that would leave some interesting tracks.)

WhiteKnight is a whiz of a tech supporter. He can figure out the problem and will do whatever it takes to help the customer get back to a working situation. None of that "unplug your PC, and count to 10 before plugging it back in" stuff. Now if we could just get him to be there 24 hrs. a day. Or, he could give us his home phone number. (No! Not *call blocking* AGAIN!)

Philly tells us she is looking for someone to move into her apartment to help share expenses. There will be a vacancy in a couple of weeks when school starts. She hopes whoever applies for the room doesn't expect much from her, as she likes to lay on the couch doing nothing but watch TV.

CoffeyMate can't remember what the chef called the dish featured on one of her cooking shows. It was something French, beautifully presented and required many steps to prepare. Of course it did, it was a *three* Michelin Star restaurant. It was entertaining to watch, but she thinks she'll just make her mashed potatoes an easier and faster way she knows.

Nikki doesn't know why she bothers with taking leftovers home from a restaurant. She forgets and leaves them in the back seat of her Jeep too long and has to throw them away. And if she does remember to put them in the refrigerator, then they stay in *there* too long, and have to be thrown away.

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Okay, let's get a bowl of ice to sit in front of that fan.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey


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