Josh felt like being a little different this week. So he had his sister put his hair in a slue of tiny braids. He only has, like, 3 inches on the top, with the sides and back shaved. His new *do* made him look like something you'd use to scrub the tires on yer car with.
Weazer (the Weird) hates that dot on the wall. He jumps and tries to get it, over and over. But that's not enough personality for one cat. He has taken to eating his dried food to a new level. We watched him use his paw to scoop up a piece and place it in his mouth. After a few, he would clean his claws and resume his meal. (Mmmm...finger lickin' good.)
Rick tells us of a concert he went to the other night. He was sortta-but-not-really complaining about the event. It cost him $17. He had to travel 50 miles. There were only 3 of them and they played no instruments. He suspects they weren't singing but lip synching. He says they danced around on the stage to such tunes as "Get Down Tonight". And why not? They were KC and the Sunshine Band. (I didn't know they were still around, not even 3 of 'em.)
Mindy has changed her mind again. Now she wants a Jeep instead of a Mustang. Not just because the top can be removed, either. The possibilities of what she can do in one strikes her fancy. She says "No waiting in traffic, I could jump the curb and go on." She also tells us that guys like chicks with *power* vehicles. (Hmmm...maybe I should get myself a John Deere tractor.)
Nikki was attacked by one of my pet praying mantis'. Some of us GALS were out on the west patio, discussing the treasury and planning events. She saw the bug above the door. It was cocking it's head from side to side, eyeballing her REAL hard. Rubbing it's little hands together. She pointed her finger at it and said "Don't even *think* about it!" Just then, it flew straight for her head. She jumped out of her chair swiping at it and yelling a few choice expletives. I can report that Nikki won the battle and the bug flew to a nearby plant. But she was nervous for the rest of the meeting and kept close watch on it. (Poor baby, did she hurt you?)
CoffeyMate is glad her friends live in the city and don't have gardens. She can give them all the extra vegetables she gets out of hers. No waste. For there are only two things she can't do. She can't sing and she can't can.
REPLIES-----
- Shannon...Are you trying to sell me a computer?
- Eddie...That hound dog don't hunt.
- Jock...Merry Christmas.
WHAT'S IN A CRACKER?-----
Enriched wheat flour containing niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate (vitamin B1) and riboflavin (vitamin B2), vegetable shortening (partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oils), salt, corn syrup, malted barley flour, leavening (sodium becarbonate, yeast). There is no cholesterol and each one has 12 calories.
And if I'm elected President of the United States, I promise to sign a bill making all numbered keyboards (ie..PC's, phones, calculators, remotes, cash registers, etc.) in the same sequence. Put 1-2-3 either at the top or the bottom. I don't care which, just so it's universal!
Your President,
Kaye Coffey
