GALS Club Newsletter for August 10, 1996

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Mindy has made peace with the Chinese people who own the restaurant that she was barred from. You remember, the ones she liked to harass just for the fun of it. Now, instead of turning cartwheels or doing the Electric Choo-Choo in their front window, they are teaching her the language. (Hmmm...How do you know you're saying what they say you are saying?)

OzarkLad tells us of something in his area called an "Ozone Alert". It seems that on especially hot days people should take extra precautions to avoid doing those things that are harmful. The biggest offender being the exhaust from automobiles. He wondered what his boss would say if he called in with..."Sorry, I can't come in today. It's too hot."

Phil has found a new brand of golfing attire. The shirts are light weight and have a good feel on the skin. You just throw them in the washer/dryer and wear...no ironing. And they come in a large variety of colors and stylish prints. The only problem is he doesn't know who makes them. The logo is a hand written design and is atrocious. Is it Mossimo or Mossino?

Shirley loves her cat. So much, that she dyed her hair one of the colors in the feline's fur. Ce-Ce is a red Tabby.

Nikki was quite upset when she found out that she had been overcharged. Being the feisty little red-head that she is, she was going straight after work to get the mistake righted. And to be sure she had all the energy needed to raise HELL, she prepared by stuffing herself with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. (It worked. She got the refund.)

Minniball tells us there are no intelligent people on the 'net. Whenever he does the CHAT thing, his name is mistaken for something with a sexual connotation. Well, I looked in the dictionary. Actually, I looked in three of them. I found no *minniball*. Thank goodness he told us, so we are no longer stupid about it. It's a round fired in an early (pre-Civil War) type rifle.

REPLIES----- Jen...If it's for me, tell them I'm asleep. Robby...Mmmm, Bailey's. Just for you. Clarence...Only ONCE in two years?

THE CHINESE ZODIAC-----

And if you'd like a brief description of what your personality is supposed to be, just ask.

Your President,

Kaye Coffey


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