It's getting harder and harder these days to get *real* food. Nevermind that we are plagued with labels that say "fat free" or "cholesterol free" or "salt free" or "fewer calories", now we have to be alert that what we are buying isn't something the scientists have "genetically engineered". They started with the Flav'r Sav'r Tomato. Having made that breakthrough they went on to other veggies, the soy bean being one of them. So read the fine print on those TV dinners, that fake meat may be made from fake fakes. (Anybody have a good recipe for styrofoam peanuts?)
Jen bought a computer. And not knowing anything about them, she had to elicit the help of her tech supporter to get set up. (He came to her place and everything!) One reason she got the thing was so she can get on-line and chat with us. And she found out just how much fun it is after she got her first IRC hangover, complete with a headache and crossed eyes.
Brent deserves three cheers for going above and beyond his call of service by helping a gal in distress. The gal would have NEVER got her Mac PC to work if it hadn't been for him. He went over to her place and everything! And three more cheers on his strength, for he got out of there alive.
Isaac is not one to make up excuses. When asked why he didn't show up for work the previous day he said..."I don't know yet."
Shirley is wondering if the tree in her yard would be considered a duplex because there are two bird nests in it?
CoffeyMate just happened to notice that on her bottle of Horse Mane and Tail Shampoo it says the product was not tested on animals. And so she wants to know..."Why not?"
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BIRTHSTONES (and their meaning) AND FLOWERS-----
Don't forget to tip yer waitress.
Your President,
Kaye Coffey