GALS Club Newsletter, Volume III, Number VII

Hello to All who need to Get-A-Life-Soon!

Yesterday morning I started the day drinking French Roast coffee. I wore an Indonesian dress, Korean jacket and Honduran shoes. I went to work at the Chinese restaurant, which is owned and operated by Vietnamese and has Mexican cooks. For dinner I had Italian sausage, Irish potatoes and a bagel. Does this make me *International*?

Philly and I were reminiscing the other day. She took us back to the time we were at her apartment watching a movie when there was a knock on the door. Standing on her stoop was the new next-door tenant. The woman was in her mid forties and wanted someone to show her how to open her door, she didn't know how and she had the key. We held our laughter while we demonstrated. (Yes, we both went because we were nosy and wanted to see her apartment.) After thanking and assuring us that she now knew how, we returned and busted out. And periodically throughout the evening we would burst into a giggle thinking about it.

CoffeyMate wants to know why bank tellers say..."Thank you, and come back" after you make a deposit. It's not like choosing which restaurant you're gonna eat lunch at, or some such thing. You HAVE to go back, for whatever reason.

Mindy had gone with friends before, but now decided it was her turn to get some fake nails *professionally* attached by those oriental women at the mall. She gets entertainment from the way they all chatter in their sing-song language, even though she suspects they're talking about customers. "What else could they have to talk about so much, day in and day out?" She also thinks it's funny how they stop in the middle of the manicure and want their "twenny dollah", right then.

Phil (aka Earth-to-Phil, Phil..uh..Nevermind, and FIL) was seen working! I SWEAR!!! I saw him with my own two eyes! He was on a ladder cleaning those upper windows. And guess what else--he actually broke out in a sweat!

Nikki was refilling her customer's tea when he asked what her name was. She told him, and then he asked her if she was the "Nikki" of the GALS Club. Now, this guy was only in town for some business that day, but, it seems he visits the web site, and apparently something she did or said made a connection for him. Or maybe it was the red hair. Whatever the reason, she was amazed that she was *recognized* from the internet.

REPLIES-----

TRY TO USE THESE 10 WORDS TODAY-----

  1. BLASTIE
  2. ESCHATOLOGY
  3. FLIVVER
  4. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER
  5. ICONOSTASIS
  6. LOBSCOUSER
  7. MINATORY
  8. SCHWA
  9. TOMBOLO
  10. ZONATE

Now guess which one of these words was a clue for the crossword puzzle.

Your President,
Kaye Coffey

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