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Zipper Speaks!
Note: If there are subtitles for Zipper in the episode I will usually quote them, unless what he's saying sounds different.
Some of the dialouge is derived from my listening to the same few seconds over and over again.
If you listen to the episodes, I've listed to, and it sounds different that's fine. This is just my own personal translation.

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Jump to:
To The Recue (part 1), To The Rescue (part 2), To The Rescue (part 3),

To The Rescue (part 4), To The Rescue (part 5), Catteries Not Included,

The Carpetsnaggers, Risky Beesness, Flash The Wonder Dog,

A Chours Crime, Seer No Evil, Le Purrfect Crime,

Gorilla My Dreams, A Fly In The Oinment, Fake Me To Your Leader,

Adventures In Squirrlsitting, The Pied Piper Power Play, Pie In The Sky,

A Creep In The Deep, Normie's Science Project, The Case Of The Cola Cult,

A Lean On The Property, Does Pavlov Ring A Bell?, One Upsman-Chip,

Gadget Goes Hawaiian, An Elephant Never Suspects, Chocolate Chips,

Zipper, Come Home!, A Case Of Stage Blight, They Shoot Dogs, Don't They?,

To The Rescue (part 1)

Zipper is not in this episode. Zipper first appears in To The Rescue (part 2)
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To The Rescue (part 2) Zipper was not given subtitles in this episode

Monty: Ah, cheddar! My favorate!
Zipper *squeaking*: I thought that swiss was?
Monty: Well, Swiss is my favorite, too.
Zipper: What about *squeaks* Gouda?!
Monty: Yes, and Gouda!
All right, so they're all my favorite!
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+ chipmunks fall onto Monty +

Dale: Hey, look, Chip, we landed on something soft!
Monty: Whose blinkin' foot is this?
Zipper: *laughs*
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Monty: Buzz off!
+ catapults chipmunks. +
Hey, Zipper, buzz off!
*laughs*
Get it? "Buzz off!"
Zipper: *laughs*
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Monty: That'll teach them to come between a man and his cheese.
Zipper: You're not a man!
Monty: All right, all right, a mouse and his cheese.
Don't get your wings in a tangle.
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Monty: Good fighters, but no stayin' power.
Hmm. Pity.
Zipper: Yipe!
+ The chipmunks push a piano into Monty. +
Zipper: Monty!
Monty: You know, I'm beginnin' to like those guys.
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Dale: Chip he's gone.
Chip: He was a gallant mouse.
Zipper: *cries*
Monty: Yeehaw!
Zipper: Yay!
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Monty: Guess old Monterey Jack was too much for them!
Zipper *squeaking*: Guys, lookit, lookit!
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Pre-episode recap of part 2 (from TTR part 3)

Zipper *squeaking*: Look, look, look!
Chip: Maybe playing detectives wasn't such a good idea after all!!
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To The Rescue (part 3) Zipper has subtitles in this episode.
Chip: Oh, no. We've got to stop the ship.
Zipper: Uh oh!
You guys + points to the quickly aproching shore +
Chip: I know, I know, but it's jammed tight.
Dale: We can't slow down.
Monty: Then you boys stand aside,
and let old Monterey Jack have a whack at it.
+ Monty lifts a crowbar to swing at the lever. Chimunks and Fly scatter (and fly) +
Monty[after the ship stops, several miles inland]: That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
+ Dale faints +
Chip[to Monty]: Are you cra-razy?
Monty: The walrus thought so.
Chip[reviving Dale]: Dale. Dale. Wake up.
Dale: No, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school today.
Chip[to Dale, while holding him up by this shirt]: Snap out of it. We've got to find Fat Cat and get that ruby back.
Dale[back to normal]: Right, Chipper.
Monty: Yeah, right.
Zipper: Right.
Chip: You guys are coming along?
Monty[mad]: You betcha!
That-flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house.
Me an' Zipper got a score to settle with him.
Zipper *squeaking*: You got it. + mimes punching Fat Cat +
Chip: Uh, okay. Follow us.
Fat Cat: That's three times those rodents had pushed their pointy noses into my business.
How dare they try to take my ruby?
Mole: But, boss, isn't it accually Mr. Klordane's ruby?
Fat Cat: I forgot. I have to get it back before he misses it. Paddle. Stroke. Mush. Whatever.
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Chip: Just what did you think you were doing back there?
Monty: Oh, nothin' to worry about.
Sometimes I sort of have these, uh, cheese attacks, is all.
Zipper: Sometimes?
Monty: Well, most times, I guess.
Zipper: Oh!
Monty: All right, all the time!
I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of chedder in the air, somethin' inside me snaps.
Chip[to Dale]: Yeah, his brain.
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Monty: Yeah, Geegaw's sure to help us out.
Providin' he's not still mad at me about Zanzibar.
Chip: Zanzibar?
+ Zipper shrugs +
Chip: What do you mean mad at you?
What happened in Zanzibar?
Monty: Oh, don't give it another thought, Chipper.
I'm sure old Geegaw's forgotten all about the cheese bread.
+ Monty steps on a string, setting off a plunger arrow whitch hits Chip in the face +
Monty: Then again ...
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Chip[talking about the salesmen traps]: Now this is going to be tricky.
Now, follow me and step very, very carefully.
Zipper: Uh oh.
+ grabs Chips jacket, stoping him + *squeaking* Look! + points to a piece of cheese +
Chip: Uh, Monty, I think we should go back and leave, ok?
Monty: Leave? Why? We're already halfway there-er-r ... Che-eee-ee-eee-e-eee-ze.
Chip[trying to hold Monty back, along with Dale and Zipper]: Don't let him go.
Monty: Ch-eeeeze.
Mmm. Nice of Geegaw to leave us an appetizer.
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To The Rescue (part 4)

+ Monty, Dale, and Chip are free falling, after Fat Cat knocked them off the flying ice block +
Dale: Oh, I hate high places! + grabs Chips hand +
Monty: Wait till we hit the low ones.
+ Zipper grabs Monty's tail and tries to keep him from falling +
Monty: It's no go, Zipper!
Save yourself!
+ Monty is hit by a plunger on a rope +
+ Chip is hit in the face (again) by a plunger on a rope. Dale is still holding his hand +
+ The plungers are conected to a rodent plane flown by Gadget +
Zipper: Gadget!
Gadget: Hang on, guys. I think this'll work.
Monty: Think what will work?
Gadget: Oh, good it didn't throw you into the trunk. I'm so glad.
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Chip: All right, Gadget, take us home.
Gadget: Right. Next stop, home.
Uh, as soon as you tell me where it is.
Monty: At least someone has a home to go back to. + Gadget pats Monty's hand +
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Chip: But, Plato, I can't believe Detective Drake would run away.
Dale[sniffs]: *achoo* Yeah. He's our hero.
Plato: I'm sure he didn't run away, lads. He mu-- He must have gone after Klordane.
*Groans* And I'm not with him.
Chip: Uh, now that we returned the ruby to the evidence room,
They'll probably let you go.
Dale: Yeah. And then we can all go after Klordane.
Monty: And that cat.
Gadget: Yes!
+ gets funny looks +
Gadget: Well, I don't have anything else to do, and this is so much fun!
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Gadget[using a lighter as a blowtorch]: Sorry, Plato. This chain is a lot stronger than it looks.
Plato: Well, thank you for trying, Miss Gadget.
I suppose it's up to Detective Drake to solve this by himself.
Zipper: *squeak, squeak* ... cat + points +
Dale: Oh, my gosh! It's Fat Cat.
Monty: He must be back to nab the ruby. The nerve.
Plato: Well, he won't get away this time.
+ Monty grabs Plato's chain to keep him back and Chip n Dale try to hold him back +
Chip: No, Plato. That's how this whole mess got started.
Let us do it. We've handled him before.
Dale: Yeah. He's a pushover.
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Chip: But why did you come back, Monterey Jack?
Monty: Oh. You know I hate to miss a good fight.
Couldn't let you hog it all.
Zipper: Monty!
Monty: And I was worried about ya.
Zipper: And?
Monty: And ... All right, I have nowhere else to go.
Gadget: Well, we're glad you came back. *hugs Monty*
Chip: You'll always have a place with us.
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To The Rescue (part 5) Zipper has subtitles in this episode

Klordane[to Gadget]: Wave bye-bye.
+ Monty jumps on a switch releasing car of coal onto Klordane and freeing Gadget +
Zipper: Yay, Monterey!
Monty: Simple case of a coal in one.
Dale: Great goin' Monty!
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Catteries Not Included

+ Monty shocks Zipper +
Zipper: Ah-ha-ha-ah!
+ Zipper glares at Monty and squeaks angerly +
Monty: Sorry, mate. Got carried away with me demonstration.
Didn't I Dale?
Eh, Dale?
+ Dale zaps Chip +
Chip: Y-owch!
Dale: *laughs*
+ Chip lifts Dale's tail and boots him +
Dale: Ouch!
What'd you do that for?
Chip: You ding-dong! You're supose to be watching for cases.
Monty: You have to learn to relax, Chip, me lad.
If someone needs our 'elp, we'll find out.
+ Monty stands up as he smells cheese dumping Zipper to the floor +
Zipper: Ow, ow.
Zipper: What?
Chip and Dale: Oh no!
Monty: Ch-ee-ese.
Zipper: Uh oh.
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Zipper: *squeak squeak* look.
+ The Rangers see Dale's "cat" treed bya robot dog +
Gadget: Golly! What kind of dog is that?!
+ Monty and Dale shoot out of the "cat" and fly up passed the Ranger Plane then fall back down. +
Zipper: Ooh.
+ The "cat" and Dale fall into the metal dog's mouth. Monty falls into a trashcan. +
Monty: I'm coming, mate!
Dale[from inside the metal dog]: Help! Monterey Jack, get me outta here!
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Monty: Dale! Mate! Speak to me!
+ Zipper squeaks "Charge!" cheer. Chip and Gadget run up carrying a screwdriver, and jab it into a screw. +
Chip: Ok, Zipper, go for it.
+ Zipper grabs the screwdriver and it rapidly spins. +
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Dale: Ooh, nobody gonna find one little-ittle cat in that!
+ Zipper flies up squeaking. +
Gadget: What's he saying?
Monty: He's found Spunky.
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The Carpetsnaggers Zipper has subtitles

Zipper: *squeaking*
Monty: He's got hold of a bloomin' flyin' carpet.
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Zipper: *squeaks*
Monty[supended upside down, from a flagpole rope]: Sweet lass, that.
A bit out of focus between the ears though.
Uh oh.
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Chip: Get Monterey.
Zipper: Aye aye.
+ Zipper squeaks at Monty +
Monty: Yeah. Right with ya. mate.
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Chip: Zipper, follow them. We'll take the plane.
Zipper: Yes, Sir. (the subtitles don't match the sound)
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Risky Beesness Zipper has subtitles in this episode

+ Queenie falls on Zipper +
Zipper: Wow!
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Queenie: Have you seen a swarm of bees around here?
Someone stole them from me and I need help.
Zipper: I'll help.
Queenie: You!
That's very sweet, but I was thinking of someone a bit ... bigger.
+ Zipper imitates fanfare (ie. his ranger call thing). +
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Chip: Zipper who's this?
Zipper *squeaks*: Lady who I + is interupted by Quennie. +
Queenie: Would you stop yanking me around?
Zipper *sad squeaking*: Oh ... + mumble mumble +
Queenie: Oh, furry creatures.
How ...
nice.
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Queenie: I'm so dreadfully parched.Could you buzz off and get me something to drink?
Zipper: Y-y-yeah.
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Zipper: Oooh.
Monty: Stung by the old love bug, eh, Zipper?
Well, old Monterey Jack's his share of romantic entanglements.
Maybe I can help you out.
Hm ... Here, how about giving her a little present?
You don't need money, mate.
All women love flowers.
And flower are free.
Zipper: Yeah, that's right.
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Gadget: Hey, Monty where's Zipper?
Monty: Had a bit of urgent business.
He'll be back in half a blink.
Queenie: Oh, must we really wait for him?
My swarm must be all over the city by now.
Chip: Well, I guess he can catch up.
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(Just remove the second half of Queenie's line and give what's left of it to Dale,
and you'll have the reason you don't see or hear about Zipper much).
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Zipper: Come on.
Queenie: My, that was actually very clever of you.
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A Chorus Crime (Found on YouTube) no subtitles

+ Zipper enters HQ with Monty - both in nice suits. +

Zipper: Duh duh da daa!
Chip: Wow you two will outshine everyone on stage!
Monty: What stage? Zipper and me are goin' down t' the the docks.
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+ Zipper enters panting and gasping +
Monty: Bless my luck I found you mates!
Icebergs are sinkin' cheese ships and I say we investigate.
Chip: We can't.
We already promised Canina we'd find her stolen tap shoes.
Monty [laughs]: That's a good one, Chipper! Tap shoes!
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Monty: Just the thought of all that sunken cheese.
Well, I'm workin' on my case, if I have to do it on my own.
Chip: Then you are on your own!
Monty: Right then! Play silly detective games!
Zipper and me are gonna solve a real crime.
Zipper: Uh oh

+ Zipper can't decide what to do so he goes with Monty +
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Zipper: *squeaking*
Monty: Sure I have a plan pally.
We'll catch a boat to Europe. On the way we'll observe this iceberg problem for ourselves.
Zipper: But how do you know which boat to take?
Monty: How do I know which boat to take? Instinct, boyo.
I just look at a boat and know where it's going.
Ya see that ship, my instincts tell me that's the one we want.
Yipes!
Of course, this ship will be fine too.
Whoa!
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Monty [takes a deep breath and lets it out]: It's great to breath the air of Europe again, aye Zipper?
Zipper: Oh, it's cold here.
Monty: Yeah, It is a little nippy.
+ Pulls his jacket around himself +
+ Gasps as he sees men in furs with fish +

Zipper[angry]: You think this is Europe?!
Monty: Well now, I guess it isn't exactly Europe.
+ Zipper flies off +
+ Monty grabs Zipper by his scarf and pulls him back +

Monty: Ok, it isn't Europe at all! But maybe landin' here is the best accident we could have.
Look out there. We wanted to find out about icebergs. Well, here we are where they're born.
The Artic Circle.
Zipper *squeaking*: Grumble grumble cold grumble grumble!
Monty: Now don't take on like that. We'll find a way to get up there, warm as toast the whole way.
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+ Monty and Zipper hitched a ride on the Sargent's snow ski thing. +

Monty: Warm enough for ya.
Zipper: Uh huh!
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Zipper: *Squeak*, Look.
Hey Monty!
Monty: Yeah, teeny tiny tap shoes. So what?
Zipper: *squeaking*
Monty: Ah, come on! How could these have anything to do with Chip's stupid tap shoe mystery?
We're thousands of miles from home.
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Monty: Crikey! It's professor Nimnul! The most demented crimnal mind in the western hemasphire!
Nimnul: Come you tuxido water fowl, time to start cracking!
Monty: Who know what this mad man is up to.
What a time for us to go it alone!
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Monty: Zipper run or fly whatever!
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Monty: *shivering and teeth chattering* Z-zipper are you ok-k-k?
Zipper: Y-y-yes.
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Monty: No sense in both us floatin' away save yourself pally.
Zipper: Uh uh (negative)
Monty: But you have to! You're my only hope. Somebody has to bring back some help.
+ Zipper shakes head 'no' +
+ Hugs Monty +
Zipper: Don't worry, I'll find help.
+ Flies off +
Monty: Me worry, don't be silly! I k-know you'll find somebody. Uh...why should I worry?
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Chip, Dale and Gadget: Help, help!
Zipper!
Gadget: Where did you come from?
Zipper: Monty's in trouble!
Dale: Monty's in trouble?! We've gotta save him!
Chip: We will. Just as soon as somebody save us!
Zipper: Wait!
+ Zipper flies around the polar bear's head and into his ear after a while he come out the other ear. +
Zipper: *Squeak squeak* ... we gotta save Monty!
Gadget: Monty's all the way up here?!
Dale: Let's go find him.
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Ziper *Franticly squeaking*: is on the iceberg!
Chip: Monty's on that iceberg?
Go find him Zipper!
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Monty [on the sinking ship]: Crikey I gotta get out of here! Che-e-e-eze!
Sell my clothes I've gone to heaven!
Whoa!
Gotta save what I can before the ship goes down!
Zipper: Monty!
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Gadget: Zipper, where's Monty?
+ Zipper points down at the water. +
Gadget[calling]: Monty!
Man from lifeboat: ... not a man lost.
Dale: Maybe not a man, but one heck of a mouse.
Monty: Hey! Got room for a hitch hiker?
Dale[sobbing]: Monty! We thought we'd never see you again!
Monty: Just shows t' go ya. I tried to save the cheese, but the cheese saved me! Ha ha.
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Dale: Tell us what you know.
Zipper: *Squeaking*
Dale: Nimnul, tap dancing penquins, icebergs, sinking ships?
That can only mean one thing!
Chip: What?!
Dale: I don't have the slightest idea.
Gadget: Well, I don't know why he's sinking ships, but we've got to stop him!
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They Shoot Dogs, Don't They? (YouTube)

Zip has no lines in this ep. He is pretty much reduced to a prop/background character for most of the episode.

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Le Purrfect Crime (YouTube)

+ Monty is running to meet the latest cheese ship, dressed in nice suit, Zipper follows close behind. +
Monty: Zipper! You could have at least dress for the occasion.
'tant every day there's a fresh shipment of blu cheese in from France.
Zipper: Sorry.
Monty: Che-e-e-e-e-e-eze!
Crikey! Somethin' about this cheese stinks.
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Chip: You really goofed up this time, Dale!
Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you!
Dale: Hey, it wasn't my fault. Tell 'em Gadget.
Gadget: If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault.
Technically however, you are ... a goof-up.
Dale: Monty! Zipper! You tell him!
Zipper[cross]: I think ... you're a goof up!
Monty: Zipper's right. We've tried to think of you as comic relief, eheh, unfourunatly usually the joke's on us.
Chip: Yeah! So why don't you do something you can't mess up, like sightseeing!
Chip: Maybe he'll learn his lesson, if we solve this one case without him!
Dale[crying]: Maybe the Rangers would be better off without me.
I'm just a worthless chipmunk, no good to anybody.
E-ouch!
+ Dale is kloncked on the head by an Eiffel Tower figurine +
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{Please take this time to hug your(or anyone else's) Dale plushie(s). Dale needs hugs and pets. Lots of pets}
{We'll now return to the episode at coil ... *hugs her Dale plushie*}
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+ Zipper and Monty are at Notre Dame looking for Dale (now RamDale - unbeknows to the other Rangers). +
Zipper: It's him!
Monty: Maltiese! Goin' into a church! Overdue for confession no doubt.
Let's see what that fuzzball is up to.
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Gadget: We're free!
Zipper: Yipee! -----
Gadget: I love Paris. But it's great to be home again.
Zipper:You said it!
Chip: Dale, I'll never doubt your abilities again.
The Rangers, just wouldn't be the Rangers without you.
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Gorilla My Dreams (YouTube)

Chip: This is all my fault! It was my idea to leave Dale behind. I made him a sitting duck.
You guys make sure Boots and KooKoo get back to the lab safely.
Gadget: But what about you?
Chip: I'm going after Dale! He may drive me crazy, but he's my kinda nut!
Monty: So where's the kitty?
Zipper: Boots, is outside.
Gadget: Golly, he's outside playing,
and at a time like this!
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A Fly In The Ointment (YouTube)

Kirby: Sure is a slow day, man.
Muldoon: Just the way I like it.
Dale: Me too.
Chip: Not me. I'd like to see some action!
Zipper: You bet!
Police Radio: Calling car 55. Come in please.
Kirby: Yeah, what is it.
Police Radio: This just came in boys.
A Gila Monster 's just escaped the zoo.
He's unarmed, but aproch with cosousion.
Kirby: Very funny.
Gadget: Gee, the zoo is close by.
Chip: He could be very near.
+ The camera pans to a nearby tree. The Gila Monster is in the tree about to attack a robin and his egg. +
+ Zipper seems to be the only to see the Gila Monster and tries to tell Chip by pulling on his jacket. +
Chip: Better keep your eyes peeled. And your ears open.
No telling ... + he is interupted by Zipper pulling the back of his jacket over his head. + ... What is it!
Zipper: Look!
Chip: Ohmygosh!
Chip: I'm going to need someone to distact him.
+ Zipper raises his hand. +
Chip: Get going Monteray!
MontyPiece o' cake.
Chip[thinking]: Someone should also protect the egg.
Zipper: What about *squeak, squeak, squeak* me!
Chip: Dale.
Dale: Aye aye! You bet! Dale to the rescue!
Charge!
+ Zipper is sad. +
Chip: And last but not least.
+ Zipper perks up. +
Zipper: Yeah?
Chip: I'll need you, Gadget ...
+ Zipper is sad again. +
Chip: ... To come up with a way to track him.
Gadget: I'm way ahead a' ya!
+ Zipper is miffed. He almost gets smacked when Chip swings Gadget's bolo. +
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Monty: Strike a blow for teamwork, 'ay pallies?
+ Zipper flies off. +
Monty: Wonder what buggin' him?
Monty: But ofcourse you're part of the team! A big part! ... in your own small way.
Zipper: *Loud angry squeaking*
Monty: What do you mean 'no one pays attention to ya'? We always do.
+ Dale comes in with snacks and flops down on the sofa/couch (on top of Zipper). +
Dale: What's up, Monterey?
Monty: You, in about a second.
Zipper: *muffled angry squeaking*
Dale: Whoa!
Zipper: See! *more angry squeaking*
Dale: I don't like the sound of that.
Monty: Don't mind him, mate. Our little buddy's been feelin' left out of the action. He wants more responibility.
Chip: Has anybody seen Zipper? I've got some tough assignments for him.
+ Zipper rejoices. +
Zipper: Really?!
Monty: See there little buddy.
Chip: Yep. I've made a list. You need to dust + Zipper not happy +
the top shelves, the top of the bookcases, and the top rafters. *holds out a feather-duster*
Zipper: What?
Chip: Well, you're the only one who can fly, *hands him the feather-duster* aren't you?
Zipper[mad]: *Grumble grumble* ... dusting, dusting, dusting, dusting ....
+ Flies off. +
Dale: Mm mm, sometimes flies can be soo ... flighty.
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Chip: Monterey! You and Gadget go in the front! While Dale and I take the back!
Zipper: Hey! What about me?!
Chip: No. You'd better stay here, Zip. There could be a burglar inside.
Dale: Yeah! What are you gonna do? Buzz him to a pulp? *laughs*
Zipper: But ...
Monty: Look at it this way, mate. Every team needs its lookout.
Chip: Come on, Monty!
+ Monty shrugs. Zipper is mad and flies off to beat the bad guy himself. +
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+ Zipper's voice is mostly drowned out by Nimnul talking at the same time.+
Zipper: *squeak* ... Hey, what is thi- ...
Nimnul: What's that buzz? {I think he's refering to his, formerly Zipper's, wings.}
Both[upon seeing each other]: Ya-ah-aaaah!!
Nimnul: Where's the rest of me?!
+ Zipper (with Nimnul body) panics. +
Nimnul: Watch it, bugface!
+ Zipper continues to panic. +
Nimnul: Hey, wait! You can't go! You've got the modimizer, and my body!
Nimnul: I can't lose him.
+ Zipper wanders the streets. Often flaping his(Nimnul's) arms trying to fly. +
+ Dogs start barking at him, he runs, people see him, someone begins to chase him, Zipper runs. +
Zipper[while running and flaping his arms]: Help! Someone, help!
+ Zipper loses the modimizer while running. +
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Zipper[tapping HQ with a small stick]: Hey, you guys, help! Help!
Gadget[inside]: Poor Zipper! So tiny and helpless! Monty: What should we do? Start a search party?
+ Dale and Chip are pacing in a oval. +
Chip[hears Zipper outside]: That sounds like him!
Gadget[relived]: Oh thank heaven!
Dale[anoyed]: He'd better have a pretty good excuse for not coming home when he should!
+ Dale exits HQ and quickly returns (it's implied that he's seen Zipper). +
Dale[disturbed]: Ye-yep. It's a good one alright. Real good. C-c-convinced me. Oh yeah.
Zipper *squeaking*: Monty, over here, it's me!
Gadget: Zipper, is that really you?!
Monty: Pally
{Monty needs to uses a monicle, to see Zipper better, for some reason.}
what happened?
Have you been in the Vegemite again?
Chip: I don't think this is a case of over eating Monterey.
Nimnul: The modimizer! Where is it! Tell me you body snatcher!
Monty[with monicle]: It looks like a fly, but it sounds like a snake!
Nimnul: *Gasp* Egads! It's those ... vermin!
Dale: Nimnul!
Chip: They've switched bodies.
Nimnul: How observent of a lower lifeform.
Hey, wait a second! You can talk!
Gadget: He understands us!
Chip: That's because he's half bug.
Monty: The better half. + Grabs Nimnul. +
Now change my little buddy back or else!
Nimnul[strugling against Monty's hand]: Nobody ... wants to undo ... this horror ... more than me, *pants* ... but I can't change anything ... without the modimizer! *pants* + Nimnul bites Monty's hand. +
MontyYe-ow!
Nimnul[to Zipper]: Where is it! Where! Where! Where!
Zipper[crying]: I don't know.
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Crazy Doctor[to Zipper]: This is a multiple choice question.
What do you fear most?
A) Nucler enilation,
+ Zipper shakes his head 'no' (before the question is asked). +
Crazy Doctor: B) A grusome plane crash,
+ Zipper looks insulted. +
Crazy Doctor: C) A flyswatter.
Zipper[scared]: Yi! Flyswatter! Flyswatter! + shakes head 'no' +
Crazy Doctor: Hmm. A tremindes devolopment. Either your part fly, or a frustrated art critic.
Crazy Doctor: One more test 'ata confirm it.
+ pulls down two pictures. One is a female human, the other a female wasp. +
Crazy Doctor: Which do you find more atractive? This Woo-Woo girl, or this wasp?
Zipper: Yee hoo!
Crazy Doctor[aside]: I kinda like the wasp myself.
but then who says a doctor can't be sick?! *laughs*
The tests are not conclusive.
I need to take a closer look. To see what makes your ticker tick!
Soldiers!
Take him to the operating room!
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Crazy Doctor: You should experence only minor discomfort. *Chuckles*
Dale[with Gadget's body]: Oh no!
+ Zipper is crying +
Monty[with Chip's body]: We need a deversion. One with major discomfort!
+ Monty bites the crazy doctor on the ankle. +
Crazy Doctor: Ye-ow!
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Chip [gasping]: If we every get our bodies back, Monty. You have to go on a diet!
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Monty[to Zipper]: Don't worry pally. We'll get you out.
Zipper: Not you too!
Dale: Yeah. All the Rangers are ... rearanged.
Zipper: Guys! I'm sorry! I can't believe I did this to the Rangers!
Chip: This is no time to blame yourself. Right now we've got to get out of here!
Chip: Coast is clear! Come on.
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Gadget[to Nimnul]: Do you think the problem could be a bad conector?
Nimnul: Will you please back off! Remember I'm the genius, your the mouse!
Nimnul: Hey, I think I've just spotted our problem. A burnt conector in the bimolecular-reguritator, eheh.
Gadget[sarcastic]: Imagine that.
Nimnul: If I could replace it. We could all change back to normal on the next telephone trip!
Monty: W-whoa!
Chip: Look out!
Dale: This way!
Gadget[happy]: Zipper!
Nimnul: Ooh!, my beautiful bod!
Chip: I hope the modimizer's fixed!
Nimnul: Not without a new conector.
Dale: Well, let's get one.
Nimnul[sarcastic]: Oh sure. Maybe you know of a electronic store in the neighborhood.
+ Knock at door, door shakes. +
Nimnul: We're trapped!
Gadget[sees a paperclip nearby, and smiles]: Let me try something. + Bends the paperclip into the shape of a conector. +
There! We're all set.
Nimnul: Heh. Upstaged by a household pest!
+ another knock, door shakes again. +
Chip: Quick, Zip! Put on the helmet and dial us out of here!
Nimnul: And I know just the number to call.
Five, zero, five, ...
+ Zipper begins to dial as the soliders and the crazy doctor rush in. +
Dale: Toodle lou!
Gadget: I got my body back!
Dale: And believe me, it looks much better on you!
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Nimnul: Foolish fly! You'll be the first to go! + Gets out a flyswatter. +
Zipper: Yi!!
ChipSave yourself, Zipper! You can't fight a human!
Nimnul: Here buggy, buggy, buggy!
Where are you?
+ Zipper is on the back of the modimizer (which Nimnul is still wearing). Zip sees the phone behind him. +
Nimnul: You got to start buzzing sometime.
+ Zipper flies down and hits the reciver on the phone. +
Nimnul: Ah hah! + Sees Zipper. +
+ Zipper jumps on the buttons. First '9' then '1' +
+ Nimnul raises his flyswatter. +
+ Zipper glares at him and jumps on the '1' again. +
Nimnul: No! Don't!
Police station switch board operator: Hello? Hello, this is 9-1-1. Who's there please.
Nimnul[after being transported onto the officer's lap]: Uh oh. Wrong number.
Monty: Well, Zip old boy, it's good to have you back on the team again!
Dale: Hear, hear!
Chip: Yeah, And after the way you handled Nimnul. You can bet that from now on ... you're gonna get a lot more responsibility.
Monty: How'd ya like 'ta start, by helpin' the police escort the prisioner?
Zipper: Yes sir, you bet!
Kirby: Okay, professor. Time to visit the nice hospital.
Nimnul[in a yellow straight jacket]: I'm coming, I'm coming. Just promise you'll keep the vermin away!
Muldoon: The what?
Nimnul: You know, those dispecable rodents and they're little fly friend! Hoo, hoo, hoo. Hoo, hoo. He's the wost one of all. You've never met a more insidious inscect! Oooh, hooo, hooo, hooo.
Kirby: Yeah, right on, buddy. One ba-a-ad bug.
Kirby[to Nimnul]: We got ya.
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Fake Me To Your Leader Zipper has subtitles in this episode

Gadget[to Zipper]: There. That should do it.
The Ranger Rocket is all ready for its first test flight.
We'd better get Monterey Jack to help us set the launching gear.
+ Zipper swats the idea away and flexs his muscles. +
Gadget: You?
Zipper: Yeah!
+ Zooms around Gadget, then grabs the rubber band (lauching gear) and beings to pull it back with all his strength. +
Gadget: Are you sure you're strong enough, Zipper?
+ Zipper is not strong enough, the Ranger Rocket shoots off with Zipper still holding onto the rubber band. +
Gadget: Zipper!
Dale: Hurry, hurry, Monterey! We're gonna miss the test flight!
+ The Ranger Rocket with Zipper crashes ontop of Monty, Chip, and Dale. +
Monty: Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya?
Zipper*squeaks*: Yeah.
Chip: You shoulda waited for us.
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Monty[testing the fake dumbell]: That oughta do it.
Hey, Zipper! Give me a lift with this will ya?
My workout tuckered me out and I can't carry it back to the gym by myself.
+ Zipper, expecting the fake dumbell to be heavy, uses to much force and is shot backward, along with the fake dumbell, out the window. +
Monty: Hey, Zip! No hard feellin's. + Zipper lays on the ground under the window the fake dumbell in ontop of him. One of the ballons pops. +
Dale: *laughs* + the other ballon pops. +
+ Zipper hurt slowly flies off. +
Monty: I think we hurt the little bloke's feelin's.
+ He sits on the back licence plate of a blue car. A towtruck takes the car to a junkyard. +
Zipper*squeaks*: Oooh.
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+ Zipper jumps off the car and bumps into a rolled up pill bug. +
Pill Bug[unrolls]: Na-na. Na
Zipper[startled]: Wha! + Zip's ready to pick a fight. He sees the other four pill bugs. +
Uh oh!
Nimnul: Oh, little Pill bugs, I'm back.
I knew when I invented this gigantico ray it was the start of something big.
+ Nimnul switches the ray to 'grow', as the five angry pill bugs advance on Zipper. +
Nimnul[aiming his ray at the bugs and fly]: This should get a rise out of 'em.
+ The pill bugs and Zipper get zapped. Zipper woozy flies off. Nimnul scoops the pill bugs into a jar. +
+ Zipper slowly make his was back to HQ. When he arrives he's wearing sunglasses. +
Chip: Here he is now.
Gadget: Welcome home, Zipper.
Monty: We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.
Dale: Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. + Chip puts his hand over Dale's mouth. +
Monty: I whipped up one of me specialties to build up your muscles.
- melon rind ala Monterey. This'll put some meat on your bones.
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Gadget: Heave
Others: Ho
Gadet: Heave
Others: Ho
Gadet: Heave
Others: Ho
+ Zipper (now the same size as Monty) walks up to the others. +
Zipper: Need some help out here?
Monty: Well, sure, Zipper. If you think you can be of some help.
+ Zipper flies up, grabs the Ranger Rocket (with Gadget inside) and sets it down on the landing. +
Gadget: Zipper!
You're bigger than I am.
And you're stronger than Monterey Jack.
+ Zipper bows, flexs his muscles and kisses on of them. +
Monty[shading his eyes to look up at Zipper]: Crikey!
That melon rind really did put meat on his bones.
Chip: It couldn't make him grow that big.
Dale: Maybe he's not growin'. M-maybe we're shrinking.
+ Chip bonks Dale. +
Chip: Don't be silly! The only thing about you that's shrinking is your brain.
Monty[refering to Zipper]: He's grown bigger than a horse fly and with twice the horse power.
+ Zipper cheers for himself. +
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Gadget: Of course, I haven't finished all the tests yet, but so far everything points to the same cause.
Monty: I must have been me melon rind recipe.
Gadget: The reason that Zipper has gotten so big + Zipper nods +
is because he's growing very fast. + Gadget pats Zipper on the head. +
Zipper: Huh?
Chip[minus his hat]: Isn't there someway to make him stop growing?
Gadget: I'll have to run some more tests.
[to Zipper]: Hold your breath and flap your wings.
+ The breeze created by Zipper's wings knocks Gadget's ladder out from under her and sends the others flying around the room. +
Gadget: That's enough, Zipper!
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Chip: We'd better get down to city hall and take a closer look. Rescue Rangers, away!
+ Zipper crashes thru the front door making a big hole in the tree. +
Zipper: Whoops.
Gadget: Never mind, Zipper. Let's get on board.
+ Zipper smiles and flies over to the Ranger Rocket. He lands siting down, and crushs it. +
Rangers: Zipper!
Chip: Now how will we get to city hall?
+ Zipper flies, with the other Rangers on his back, to city hall. +
Dale: It's the only way to fly.
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+ Zipper skids to a stop while being chased. A cop fires and shatters the light of a streetlamp nearby. +
Zipper: Whoa!
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S.W.A.T. team officer[to Zipper in disguise]: Excuse me, Sir. Have you seen some kinda alien creature around here?
Zipper: Hm...Uh uh.
S.W.A.T. team officer: Well, you'd better clear outta here. He could be dangous.
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Nimnul[floating down on a parachute]: The advantage to being a genius is that you think of everything.
+ Zipper catches Nimnul and grins evily. +
Nimnul: Well, almost everything.
+ A police car pulls up on one side, a tank on the other. +
Zipper: Uh oh.
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Monty: Zipper, old pal. + grabs Zipper tightly with both hands. +
Zipper: A-gurk!
Monty: Welcome back, mate!
Gadget: We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.
Dale: She's right. We could use somebody just your size.
Zipper: Aww.
Monty: 'Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger, you could fly us off of here. Ha hehe.
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Adventures In Squirrelsitting Zipper has subtitles

+ A bugle charge sounds as Zipper flies to resuce Bink, who stole the Ranger Plane. +
+ Zipper hovers near Bink arms crossed looking stern. +
Bink: I'm a pilot.
+ Zipper flies over to the controls. He can't make heads or tails of them. +
Zipper: Yipe!
+ Zipper searches the control panel for help. He sees a red lever and a yellow lever side by side. +
+ Zipper pulls the yellow lever. The plunger legs/landing gear start moving. +
Dale: Hold on Bink.
We'll save you.
+ A plunger leg hits Dale, the other hits Monty. +
Zipper: Whoop.
+ Zipper quickly switches the yellow and red levers, and flicks three small red switches. +
+ The Ranger Plane is now not only "walking" on air, but now also flaping its wings. +
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Fat Cat: Get down there and get my statue!
Mole: Gosh, it sure is dark!
Fat Cat: Get down there!
+ Chip and Dale pop up with the Maltise Mouse. +
Chip: Loose something, Fat Cat? (the subtitles say "notice" instead of "loose".)
Fat Cat[worried]: Be careful with that.
Give it to me.
Dale: Here you go.
+ Chip and Dale pretend to toss Fat Cat the statue, but let it drop back, behind them, into the funnel. +
Dale: Whoops.
Fat Cat: No!
+ Fat Cat turns at the sound of the button being pushed. Zipper is sitting on the button that turns the machen on. +
Zipper[smiling]: Sorry.*waves*
Fat Cat: My Mouse!
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The Pied Piper Power Play (You Tube)

Chip: Monty coudn't have been here or this cheese would be gone.
+ Zipper turns his head and sees something off screen. +
Zipper : Look at this.
+ Zipper flies back with Monty's lucky toothpick.
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Zipper : Monty woudn't leave his favorite(?) toothpick ...
Chip : You're right, Zipper. Monty wouldn't leave his lucky toothpick behind on purpose.

Gadget (yelling because of her earplugs) : So what do we do now?!
Chip (yelling so Gadget can hear him) : We'll split up to cover more ground!
Chip (Slides up to Gadget) : I'll go with Gadget. Dale, you go with Zipper.
Dale : No way! I wanta go with Gadget!
Chip: What do you'll go with her! She likes me better than you acornhead ...
Dale: Who you callin' acornhead dummy/stuborn(?)!
+ the argument dissolves into chipmunk chatter. +
Gadget (yelling) : I can't understand a word you're saying!
+ Gadget removes her earplugs +
Gadget : It was better with the plugs in.
Gadget [hears the sound and becomes hypnotised]: Uh ...
+ The chipmunks are still arguing. +
Zipper : Gadget's gone!
Chip and Dale[gasp] : Gadget's gone!

{Looks like Chip swiped Dale's Puffie Wuffie prize.}
Dale (whispering): What's Nimnul up to, Chip?
Chip : Looks like he's making electical juice and he's using mice as his own personal lemons.
Dale : Yeah. So why's he givin' 'em a five mintue break?
Chip : The important things now is to set the mice free. Look! I'll bet that lever makes the cages open and close. We'll use this rubber band (that's many times our size which I just pull out of thin air) and a trick I picked up from Gadget. Now all we need is a way to distract Nimnul.
Zipper : Leave it to me!
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Chip on the lever with Dale : I won't budge! We're not heavy enough!
Zipper : Uh oh.
Chip : Zipper, we need more weight.
+ Zipper grabs Dale's tail and pulls yanking both chipmunks off the lever and providing enough force to move the lever where they wanted it. +
{Don't ya just love cartoon physics.}
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Dale: You are under my spell. Spell.
+Dale's hynotised himself. He follows the mice back to the cages. +
Chip and zipper : *gasp*
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Chip : Dale! Wake up! Snap out of it!
Zipper : Try snaping your fingers.
Chip : *Chuckles* Good idea, Zipper.
(to Dale): When I snap my fingers. Dale-deani says wake up.
Dale (snaps out of the trance) : Chip, Zipper. What are you doing in a cage?
Chip : You're in the cage, Dale. Listen, we gotta work quick and we need Gadget's help. Still got her earplugs?
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Gadget (with earplugs again. ie. yelling): Five mintue break? But why?
Chip : Doesn't matter now. We need you're scientific knowhow
Zipper : Uh huh.
Chip : to get them free before Nimnul gets back.
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Monty : Uh, what's that mean, Gadget-luv? In plain english.
Gadget : Simply put if too much voltage is stored up too fast there could a chance of meltdown.
Dale (jumping around) : Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!
Gadget (looking conserned) : Uh, Dale.
(now angry face): Meltdown means we could be blow to smitherens.
Dale : Meltdown! Oooo! (holds his nose) We hate meltdown!
Monty : Well, I for one think it's worth a shot.
Chip : Monty's right.
Zipper : Let's go for it!
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Chip : What if we jamed it with something. Like a potato.
Gadget : Good idea.
Zipper, it's up to you.
Zipper (salutes) : Got ya.
Zipper (trying to lift a potato) : Ahh, heavy, yaugh!
+ Tries again and succedes. +
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Pie in the Sky (YouTube)

Monty: Hurry mates, we're gettin' close.
Zipper: Yeah, hurry.
Dale: This way! This way!
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Chip: Zipper, follow that bird.
Zipper: Aye aye.
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Monty: You sure Midge came this way?
Dale: I don't see her.
Zipper: Come on.
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Monty: Zipper, get help!
Zipper: Aye aye.
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Dale: Were'd everybody go?
Chip: I don't like the looks of this.
Zipper: Follow me. Follow me.
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Chip: Grab the end of that pastry dough.
Zipper: Yes sir.
Chip: Over here, Zipper.
Zipper: Bombs away!
Dale: What's that for Chip? What's that for?
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Gadget: Oh no. It's not working! Too many of the mirrors are broken.
Zipper: What! No!
Chip: We've got to find more mirrors.
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Gadget: Good work Chip.
Zipper: Uh oh.
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A Creep In The Deep

Zipper doesn't speak in this episode.

+ Zipper *squeaking* +

Dale[from inside Nemo]: Zipper, is that you?

{Monty's tail is abused five times - which is one times too many for ol' Monterey to take}.
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Normie's Science Project

Monty[holding a rope]: Depend on old Monterey.
Just a trick I learned from a old flying squirrel.
[to Zipper]: Nip out the window and tie this to the kid's bike.
Zipper: Right.
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The Case Of The Cola Cult

Gadget: Golly. The Rangermobile sure handles well, for it's first test run.
Monty & Chip: Whoa!
Zipper: Ye-aah!
Chip: Gee, Gadget, didn't you put any brakes on this thing!
Gadget: Don't be silly, Chip. Of course I did, but they fell off a few blocks back.
Dale: Then how are we gonna stop?

+ A wheel falls off the skateboard that makes up much of the Rangermobile +

Gadget: Ok everyone, lean to the right.

+ The Rangers scream as they crash through a screened in window of a warehouse. The Rangers all are thrown out of the Rangermobile +

Gadget: Golly. The Rangermobile tested out even better than I expected.
Chip: What about all those parts coming lose?
Gadget: A few minor adjustments and I'll have it back on the road in no time.
Monty[sarcastically]: I can hardly wait.
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Zipper: *squeaking*
Monty: What are you worried about pally you can fly.
Zipper: Oh, yeah.
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Monty: Zipper squeak to me.
+ Zipper squeaks/coughs. +

+ Later Zipper gets ice cream for saving everybody else's lives. +
{Zipper should get ice cream more often}
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Monty: Hope you all got big ap-a-tights.(sp)
Because for breakfast I made hot cream of ch-ese.
Chip and Dale[unenthusiastically]: Oh boy.
Zipper[makes a face]: Yuck!
Gadget: Well, I guess this is goodbye
Monty: Bye.

+ Chip, Dale and Zipper wave bye +

Chip and Dale[waving]: Bye.
Monty: Goodbye!
Chip and Dale: Goodbye!
Chip: What do you mean 'goodbye'?
Dale: Where are ya goin'?
Gadget: I'm quiting the Rescue Rangers.
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Myron[holds up a white shirt]: Hey, these are my old things!
Bu-but they were fizzed.
[To the others]: I saw them go down and disapear with my own eyes!
Chip: It all ended up down here.
Zipper: Gadget's stuff *excited squeaking* !

+ Zipper grabs Monty by the mustash and leads him over to a pile of stuff. Gadget's tool box lays on top of the pile +

Zipper[points at the tool box]: Right here!
Monty: I'll be bonkers! It's Gadget's tool box!
Somehow I don't think all this fizzing is all it's cracked up to be.
Chip: And I know why. The fizz is a fraud!
Somebody's pretending to fizz these things in order to steal them!
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A Lean on the Property (YouTube)

+ Gadget walks through a hole in a chainlink fence carring a human-sized boquet of flowers Zipper flies along side her. Chip follows them, then Dale bent over from the weight of the basket of cheese he's carring. The basket has a pink ribbon tie around it toped with a bow. Monty follows last. Smelling the cheese triggers one of Monty's cheese attacks. Dale turns around to face Monty suddenly. +

Monty [in cheese attack mode]: Crikey. Look at the size of that seagull, Dale.
Dale [turns back around scanning the sky]: Where? Where?

+ While Dale looks for the imaginary seagull Monty eats all the cheese from the basket. +

Dale [unaware Monty's tricked him]: Darn, I missed it again.
Chip: Let me hold that cheese basket, Dale. I'm not quite so sea-gullible.
Dale[sees Monty behind him and puts two and two together]: Monterey Jack! Those were for your mom!
Monty[finishing the last of the cheese]: I sure like 'em, but you mateys don't have to go to all this fuss.
It's only me mum.
Chip: Only your mom.
Why she's Camberate Kate!
They broke the mold with her.
Zipper: *nods* What a gal.
Dale: Zipper's right.
She is one of a kind.
Gadget: She's a legend.
Monty: She's a pain in the Outback.
Dale: What ship is she coming in on?
Monty: Better check her letter again.
+ Monty reads the letter aloud +

Dear, Cheezer

My um nickname, eheh heh.

This is to inform you to the Q.T. that I'll be arriving next week on the T.Q.
Don't go to any fuss, but be sure to clean up your room.

Love,

Mum
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Kate: Cheezer, you'll do it my way or you'll go 'ome!
Monty: I never get to do anything.
Zipper: It's ok Monterey *squeaking* {couldn't make out the rest, sorry.}
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Does Pavlov Ring a Bell?

Zipper doesn't have any spoken lines in this episode.
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Seer No Evil

Zipper doesn't have any spoken lines in this episode.
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One Upsman-Chip

Zipper doesn't have any spoken lines in this episode.
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Gadget Goes Hawaiian

Chip: Sightseers follow me! *points to the left and starts walking*
Dale: This way to the beach! *points to the right and starts walking*
Monty[to Dale]: Hey, pally! Wait up! *runs after Dale*
Zipper: Wait for me! *flies after Chip*
Gadget[totally oblivious that the others have left already]: Or if we sightsee on stilts we'll be that much closer to the sun!
[notices she's all alone]: Hey! *sigh* Or I can just learn to come up with a solution and just go with it.
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Gadet: Come on Zipper! We've got to save the others!
Zipper[dizzy]: Oh yeah. Y-yeah. Yeah.
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An Elephant Never Suspects
Gadget: Things are getting ugly.
Monty: They'll look a lot uglier when I get through with 'em.
Zipper: Yeah!
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Bear: Come on, where are they hidin'.
Zipper: *whistles* Up there!
Bear: Huh?
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Chip: We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
*taps his foot while Dale thinks about it*
Dale: Right.
Chip: Do we know who did?
Dale: No.
Chip: Then what are we waiting for?
Al: Rescue Rangers away!
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Chip: What is this stuff!
Dale: *slurp* It's peanut butter!
Zipper: It is?! * dives into the peanut butter and starts swimming around slurping it up.*
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Chip: Whew. I sure am glad we got that thing stopped.
Dale: W-w-w-w-w-what's that!
Zipper: *points* I can't believe it!
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Out of Scale

Dale: What did I do?
Chip: Nothing! I said I wouldn't fight with you so shut up so I can do it!
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Gadget: That's where the pickup went.
Monty: The museum must be in there.
Zipper, scout it out.
Zipper: Aye aye.
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Chip[tied up in a toy plane]: Woaha!
Zipper: Chip -
Dale[tied to the toy train tracks]:Help!
+ The train that was head straight toward him switches tracks just in time. +
+ Zipper flies back to where Monty and Gadget are waiting in the Rangerwing. Zipper squeaks to Monty +
Monty[translating for Zipper]: Chip and Dale in trouble?
Zipper: Uh huh.
Monty: Ram it Gadget!
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Monty: Have you free in a jiff, Dale ol' boy.
Why Dale, what a lovely dress.
Dale: Aw, shut up.
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Chocolate Chips

Monty: Well, I don't know about chocolate but he's sure got enough fruitcake t' spread around.
Zipper: *squeaks*: Hey, guys lo-*squeak* + points up at the mosquitoes. +
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Zipper come home (YouTube)

Monty: Look out below!
Dale: Looks like Monterey's in the kitchen again.
Monty: If I've told ya once Zipper, I've told ya twice stay outta me way, ok.
Dale: Hey Monterey, what ya cookin'?
Monty: Oh no you don't I'm cookin' up a surprise so no fair ganderin' til I'm done.
Chip: Aw, C'mon Monty. Just a tiny peek?
+Door closes+
+Chip, Dale, and Gadget's faces droop.+
+Door opens.+
+Chip, Dale, and Gadget's faces light up.+
Monty: You want ta help, Zipper?
Zipper: Yay. *nods*
Monty: Then guard the door.
Zipper: Yes, sir. *salutes*
Monty: I don't want the likes of these snoops sneakin' in here til I'm done!
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Chip: C'mon Zipper let us take turns peeking.
We're really board.
Zipper [blocks the keyhole with his body]: Nuh uh!
+Dale and Chip share a smile.+
Chip: I bet you we can get past you.
Zipper: No way!
Dale: You're on!
+Chip and Dale run off. Gadget looks at Zipper and shrugs +

Zipper [marching]: Hut two three four. About face!
Hut two three four.
Hut two three ...
Chip and Dale: Pistachio!
+Chip charges Zipper and the door using Dale as a battering ram. They run trough the kitchen and fall out the window.+
Chip [hanging from a branch, as is Dale]: That's one for Zipper.
Zipper: *laughs*
+Monty grabs Zipper by the wings.+
Monty: Zipper, I thought I told you to stay out and guard the door til I was done!
Zipper: But ..
+Monty drops him outside the door.+
Monty: I just can't get any privacy.
Zipper: Ooh.
*gets an idea*

+The kitchen door is now boarded up, a string runs from the door to a detonator around the corner. +
Gadget: So that's my plan for getting passed Zipper and into the kitchen guys. What d' you think?
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Chip: Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?
Gadget: Maybe. But it'll certainly be effective.
Chip: Wait Gadget!
Gadget: Oh I forgot. Zipper.
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Gadget: Golly that should have worked.
Zipper: Ha. +flies back to the kitchen.+
*BOOM!*
Gadget: Jeepers a delayed reaction. I wonder how it did that.
Chip and Dale: * Gasp* Zipper!
Monty: Me tripple decker frosted cheese suprise is ruinated!
What's with you today Zipper!
You're makin' a habbit of gettin' in me way!
Out and stay out!
Chip: You shouldn't have been so hard on him Monterey!
Dale: Yeah, he was just playin' with us.
Gadget: If anything it's our fault.
Monty: Doh, he knows I didn't mean it.
Bein' able to yell at one another is uh, the sign of a good strong friendship.
Gadget: Maybe sometimes Monty, but this time I think you're wrong. Zipper looked really hurt.
Monty: Nah, I know Zipper like the palm of me paw. He's probably forgotten about it already.
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Monty: Zipper pally, I'm done with me latest culinary masterpiece!
Ya wanta lick the spoon?
Hm, I wonder where he is.
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Zipper[sitting at the bar at Barffy, sighs]: Gimme a core. +Eats the apple core, the bartender catapiller slid to him. +
Zipper [drunkenly]: Another.
+This core hits Zipper in the face knocking him off his seat. +

Beetle: Here fly, nice fly.
Zipper[drunk]: Hi.
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Monty: Strike me! How could I be so thick.
I told Zipper to out and stay out, bein' the loyal lad that he is that's just what he did.
I gotta find 'im.
Chip: hold it montrey, we'll go with you.
Monty: Thanks but no thanks, Chipper.
It's me that hurt Zipper's feelings, so it's me that should bring him back!
I am his beast bloke.
Gadget: But where would Zipper go?
Monty: I don't know ... Wait a minute, I do know!
See ya mates!
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Monty: Too-ra-loo, civilization.
I gotta be cauious like.
Uh oh, natives. +ducks+
+Beetles hurry by caring a plate of food including cheese. +
Monty: Ch-eee-eee-eh uh *cough whease* Don't do it Monterey! Not now!
You don't know what those bug are up too.
Neugh, Think of Zipper!
*deep sigh*
Nothin' like a bit of the ole Monterey Jack willpower.
Chee-ch-e-ch-eee-ee- oh do it to me - ah.
+Floats after the cheese and lands at the bottom a a flight of steps. +
Monty: I don't believe me eyes. Zipper!
+Zipper sit at the top of the steps eating fruit. +
Zipper: Monty! +Kisses Monty's nose repeatedly. +
Monty (tearing up): Now, now pally. L-let's not get all emotional about this.
*blows his nose* C'mon let's go.
I'll even let ya help me cook up a big home comin' meal!
+Monty starts down the stairs Zipper flies back and sits down. +
Zipper: What, cook, moi?
*claps hands*
+A herd of beattles rush up the stairs passed Monty (who's at the bottom) one hands Zipper a grape.Then they run back down to attack Monty. +
Monty: Easy boys. I don't mean you any harm.
I just came take me pally home.
+Zipper claps his hands and they back off. +
Monty: Eh heh heh, I guess you don't exactly get this kinda treatment at home.
Zipper: Nope.
Monty[sad]: Does this mean you're not coming home with me?
Zipper: Uh huh.
Monty: Then, then this is goodbye.
Sure ya won't change ya mind, I mean - duh uh, I'm sorry for yellin' at ya.
Zipper: Bye-bye.
+Monty walks away. +
Zipper: *laughs*
Zipper: Monty wait. It's a joke.
Chief Beetle Breath[grabs zipper]: You no leave fly.
You are about to be sacrificed the the great god, Rib-bit.
Zipper: Monty, help!
Chief Beetle Breath[shoves a grape into zipper's mouth]: Eat!
Fatter you are, more Ribbit will like.
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Chief BeetleBreath: Bring in fly.
Zipper: Let me go! Let me go!
Chip: We got to save him! Follow me.
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Monty: I wonder. They should have been back by now.
Desprite times demand desprite action.
+Jumps into the water and starts swimming. +
After all, how many friends can a bloke loose in a day.
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Zipper: Huh, Monty!
Monty: Beat it Zipper. I'm savin' you're life.
Now out and stay out!
Zipper: I'm not going.
Monty: Come on pally. It's my fault you're in this mess in the first place.
If one of us has to go it should be me.
Zipper: No me.
Monty: No me.
Zipper [hovers in front of Monty]: No me!
Chief Beetle Breath: Go puny fly, you free.
Zipper (points to Monty): But he's no fly.
Chief Beetle Breath: What you mean he's no fly!
Monty: Yeah! Buzz buzz.
Chief Beetle Breath: Chief Beetle Breath know when he see a big fly
and so does Rib-bit!
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Monty: Come on Zipper let's teach this toad a lesson!
Zipper: R-right!
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Monty: What's the matter froggy? Hood got you're tongue?
Monty and Zipper: *laugh*
Monty: Looks like the end of the line, mate.
It's time for the fight to the finish.
Zipper: Nuh uh.
Monty: Mean you have a better idea?
Zipper: Yeah, come on.
+Zipper squeaks to Monty. +
Monty: Too right. Zipper, you're a genius.
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Flash the Wonder Dog

Monty:Looks like you're the key to this puzzle Zipper. +points to lock. +
+ Zipper squeaks. +
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Zipper: Going up.
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Zipper [carrying a pink flower]: Here's a *squeak*(flower) *squeak*(for you)*squeak* Dale.
Zipper: Ooh.
Gadget[coming down the slide]: Hey Dale, want to come to my workshop and see my latest invention? + holds out an invention. +
Monty[comes in from the kitchen holding a cheese dish]: Look what I baked for ya pally. Cheader Che-eese Caserole.
+ as Monty sniffs in the cheesy aroma he beings to float. +
Mmm.
+ Zipper slowly shakes his head 'no', signaling that this isn't working to cheer up Dale. +
Chip: It's no use. Nothing cheers him up.
Monty: Well no use in letin' good food go to waste ay?
+ Monty downs the cheese caserole in one gulp. +
+ Zipper scowls at Monty. +
Chip: Hey Dale, how 'bout some T.V.?
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Gadget: Zipper, when I give you the signal hit that red button.
Zipper: O-kay.
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A Case of Stage Blight

Monty: 'ey, where's Zipper? The movie's about to start.
Zipper[lounging on a now hot spot light]: Yeow!
Monty: Hehe heh. Can't stand being in the spot light ay, Zip?
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Gadget: Golly, we can't just hang around and do nothing!
+ Zipper struggles to free himself, but only gets tangled in the strings. +
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