First, a theme song to get you in the mood.

To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Johnny Gage, Johnny Gage,
Tell me what to do!
All my thoughts consist of
Ways of hurting you-ooh

Johnny Gage, Johnny Gage,
Tell me what to do!
All my thoughts consist of
Ways of hurting you!

Now...
THE STORIES

Note: The above story is rated "R" for language and violence.

"And she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn." (Luke 2:7)