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quotes[0]='Say CHESSE!click <a href="enter.html">here</a> to see my photography..'



quotes[2]='Chicken Soup for your soul'



quotes[3]='Oh, kyaw, you\'re so fine -- you\'re so fine you blow my mind!'



quotes[4]='What else is there besides love and lust?'



quotes[5]='You are a bad motha...shut yo mouth!'



quotes[6]='My first name ain\'t baby, it\'s Kyaw...Miss Jackson, if you\'re nasty.'



quotes[7]='You\'re into what? Yep, dude, we\'ve got a <a href="..\..\..\www.collgegclub.com">Club</a> for that.'



quotes[8]='My second favorite site is www.kyawjerry.com'



quotes[9]='Hey, YOU, you can\'t live on Ramen alone. Get a job.'



quotes[10]='Mix it up, yo'



quotes[11]='Hey babe, have you seen your <a href="name.html">horoscope</a> today?'



quotes[12]='I love you man.... m really do.'



quotes[13]='Can i ask you something? Does it hurt when you fall from heaven?'



quotes[14]='Life is pain...! gonnna sell something.'



quotes[15]='K Y A W J E R R Y   is DY-NO-MITE!'



quotes[16]='WHat? what are you doing here?'



quotes[17]='YOu are the man...'



quotes[18]='You want the truth? You can\'t handle the truth, '



quotes[19]='I am a new jackass.'



quotes[20]='I heard you sing Britney\'s songs in the shower.'



quotes[21]='I am Kyaw, lord of XxX!'



quotes[22]='My name is Kyaw? do you know what does that mean?'



quotes[23]='La di da di, she likes to party.'



quotes[24]='I see you , shakin\' that thang!'



quotes[25]='It\'s amazing that you can speak to my heart.'



quotes[26]='I think you should rate me.'



quotes[27]='This is my world! Party time! Excellent!'



quotes[28]='What\'s for dinner?'



quotes[29]='See dude run. Run dude, run.'



quotes[30]='Don\'t look at me like that.'



quotes[31]='How dare you?'



quotes[32]='i can\'t help falling in love with you..'



quotes[33]='E=MC <img src="..\images\kyawjerry.gif" width="48" height="15" align="bottom">'



quotes[34]='Freedom, Freedom, Freedom'



quotes[35]='You\'re so gay.'



quotes[36]='Can i get a what.. what ?'



quotes[37]='Sahh! Big brother is watching..'



quotes[38]='Lord of the trance. ( not me )'



quotes[39]='Protect your mind ( for the Princess)'



quotes[40]='be sexy = be hot = be evil'



quotes[41]='She won\'t let me F#%&'



quotes[42]='C\'mere, babe, and give me a hug.'



quotes[43]='News Flash: kyawjerry logged on to <a href="..\..\..\mail.yahoo.com">yahoo</a> Stay tuned as the story develops...'



quotes[44]='My name is " K Y A W   M I N   H T E T ". You killed my father...prepare to die.'



quotes[45]='i am a pure X.'



quotes[46]='Come on Babe, light my fire.'



quotes[47]='There once was a kyawjerry from Myanmar...'



quotes[48]='kyawjerry, I don\'t think you\'re ready for this jelly.'



quotes[49]='Is it in you?'



quotes[50]='O Honey, Where Art Thou?'



quotes[51]='You... Act your age not your shoe size!'



quotes[52]='Let me <a href="..\contact.html">know</a> if you can\'t find what you\'re seeking. '



quotes[53]='Feel like chatting? Someone\'s waiting for you in <a href="..\..\..\opi.yahoo.com\online36332.html">chat right now</a>.'



quotes[54]='Can you hear me now? Good.'



quotes[55]='My name is...who? My name is..what? My name is...Slim-Jerry.'



quotes[56]='Why can\'t we be  friend.'



quotes[57]='I can\'t talk.'



quotes[58]='Loving you is the sweetest thing in the world.'



quotes[59]='If you need a friend, call me. This is my number 358 0549.'



quotes[60]='Party time! Party time! Party time!'



quotes[61]='Why can\'t we get along?'



quotes[62]='Are you flirting with me?'



quotes[63]='I lost my number, can i get yours?'



quotes[64]='Who\' wants this banana?'



quotes[65]='Give me a break OK!'



quotes[66]='Man i am tired of this life'



quotes[67]='What\'s your name start with?'



quotes[68]='You are my Beauty, my Love and my Queen.'



quotes[69]='Pointless'



quotes[70]='Because.. because I got high'



quotes[71]='Did i make you feel that way?'



quotes[72]='Love hurt!'



quotes[73]='That\'s enough for this pointless messages.'



quotes[74]='Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?'



quotes[75]='I am coming, I am coming.'



quotes[76]='Tears on my pillow <img src="..\shared\4.gif"> pain in my heart, caused by you.'



quotes[77]='My friends call me Double J.'



quotes[78]='I\'ve discovered Xlove.'



quotes[79]='me do\'t speak English.'



quotes[80]='I am a Blue Xavier.'



quotes[81]='When i Fall in love, it will be forever. '



quotes[82]='All i want is your love.'



quotes[83]='Do you really want to touch it?'



quotes[84]='Just take it'



quotes[85]='Girl Don\'t Go Away Mad. Just Go Away'



quotes[86]='I won\'t forget you baby, I won\'t forget you.'



quotes[87]='Jennie got a gun.'



quotes[88]='Keep me from the rain.'



quotes[89]='It\'s gonna be ok.'



quotes[90]='You got me crying. '



quotes[91]='Just about enough. Can\'t take it no more of you. '



quotes[92]='I will fly with you. '



quotes[93]='You make me feel more and more. '



quotes[94]='Feel goods to you. '



quotes[95]='Don\'t stop. '



quotes[96]='I gonna get away from you.'



quotes[97]='Don\'t wanna be a player no more. I just crushed a lot.'



quotes[98]='Is this annoying to you?'



quotes[99]='Hi Miss, can you be my girlfirend?'



quotes[100]='This is 100th quote.'



quotes[101]='My pride says you gotta be wild and tough.'



quotes[102]='what\' up G'



quotes[103]='A glass of Whisky'



quotes[104]='This is jerry and, I\'ll pop your cherry.'















































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