“LARKINRIDGE UNCOVERS EXCLUSIVE BUSH-PELOSI SCOOP”

BREAKING NEWS

AP., ReouterRooter, Mcclathey, NYTimes Bureau, Local Enquirer

By Jack Cole

December 10, 2007

Washington, DC - Important News sources including Snoops Larkin, head paparazzi, have now confirmed an agreement has been reached between representatives of Speaker of US House Nancy Pelosi, and what’s left of the Special George Bush advisory team for resolution of the deadlock between Bush and Congress. Both sides have now agreed to meet in a head to head, bare knuckles, fight to the finish, winner takes all Claiming match between Bush and Pelosi on the popular game show, “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5^TH GRADER?” The looser agrees to give in on three disputed issues now in quasi-permanent deadlock between the Bush Administration and Pelosi’s US Congress. The opponents have started rounding up 5 year olds to use in focus groups, and to formulate test question periods. The Bush contingent sought permission to substitute Jenna Bush for a 5 year old because of her special affinity for this area, and in return, offered Barney Frank (D)Mass as an offset. Mr. Frank has the credentials as a cum laude cum graduate of the Buddy Hackett School of public speaking. Scheduling for the match is to be announced later, contingent on their agreement of time, place and answer keys.

LarkinRidge CharterMember Investigated in Ethics Probe

September 16, 2007

Marietta – Rumors surrounding LarkinRidge East point to a possible ethics violation by an unidentified LarkinRidge CharterMember. Details are sketchy at this time but sources close to the investigation say that a prominent LarkinRidge CharterMember is being investigated for possible ethics violation involving the theft of personal information from a fellow LarkinRidge member. Developing…