LarkinRidge PornMovies

Palmela Handerson and I were visiting the local adult video store recently when Palmela pointed out that a lot of porn movie titles were nothing more than rip-offs of real movie titles. You know she was right! Palmela is always right of course cause she's my right hand girl. Anyway it got me to thinking about movie titles and what their porn titles might be and I started this list to keep track of them.

Some of these may be actual porn movies for all I know but most are just plain made up. If you think of one, please click here to submit a porn movie title. I'll post the better ones. - Marty

Movie Title	Porn Title

On Golden Pond	On Golden Blond (Everyone's favorite)
Patch Adams	Snatch Adams
Beauty and the Beast	Booty and the Beast
Gladiator	Glad He Ate Her
Pokemon	Poke Me Mon (Come to Jamaica)
X-Men	Ex-Men
Forrest Gump	Forest Hump
Driving Miss Daisy	Riding Miss Daisy
ET The Extraterrestrial	ET The Extra Testicle
Dog Day Afternoon	Dog Style Afternoon
The Graduate	The Grad You Ate
A Street Car Named Desire	A Street Whore Named Desire
Snatch	Snatch (What else?)
Titanic	Tit Tanic (The Captain and crew go down)
Young Frankenstein	Hung Frankenstein
The Blaire Witch Project	The Bare Wench Project
Star Wars	Star Whores (These chicks are out of this world!)
Flash Gordon	Flesh Gordon
Romancing The Stone	Romancing The Bone
Miracle On 34th Street	Miracle On 69th Street
Fatal Attraction	Facial Attraction
A Clear And Present Danger	A Queer And Pleasant Ranger
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice	Bob & Daryl & Ted & Alex
The Banger Sisters	I Banged Your Sister
Leave it to Beaver	Lead it to Beaver (Ward gets a little rough with the Beaver)
Analyze This	Anal-ize This
The Fast and the Furious	The Ass and the Clitoris