GunFree Camps^tm

• Are you concerned about the easy availability of guns in our society?
• Are you alarmed about "gun nuts" and other freedom wackos that the government lets run loose?
• Do you wish that the government would just repeal the Second Amendment and confiscate all the guns, since sensible people shouldn't have to suffer because of an antiquated "right"?

While we can't take the guns out of society, we can take the society away from the guns. At GunFree Camps^tm , we create a domain of tranquility where you and your family can experience the benefits of a gun-free environment.

Each of our camps is a gated community, designed to keep harmful guns away from the camp inhabitants. Security measures ensure that horrible guns will be kept outside. Each GunFree Camp^tm boasts 24 hour sentries, high-security fences, guard dogs, trenches, and state-of-the-art surveillance equipment to make sure the guns stay out. Rigidly controlled access to the camp ensures that no guns can be smuggled in.

In addition, extra safety precautions are taken within the camp. Camp members are given distinctive uniforms to distinguish them from any gun-toting barbarians who may attempt sneak in.

Each resident is also given a distinctive identification number to make sure only that only our kind of people are within the camp.

Room and board are provided to each resident in exchange* for rewarding tasks that will give each resident a sense of accomplishment by demonstrating that people can live in a community without gun violence.

For more information send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:

* In addition to a club initiation fee.

GunFree and GunFree Camps are a registered trademark of The Minnesota Center for Individual Liberty.

Here's a pamphlet version that can printed out on a duplex printer or copied using the double-side feature of a photocopy machine.

• Microsoft Word version
• Adobe Acrobat version

Make sure your favorite hoplophobes get a copy.