var UBL_StillAtLarge = true;

var luLinkback = ( luLinkback )
	? true
	: false;

if ( UBL_StillAtLarge ) {
	document.write(miserableFailure(luLinkback));
}

function miserableFailure(includeLink) {
	if ( UBL_StillAtLarge ) {
		var failureVar = ":_:";
		var failureVarR = /\:\_\:/g;
		var luPost = "http://www.liberalutopia.net/2009/01/obama-bin-biden-miserable-failure.html";
		var luPath = "http://webpages.charter.net/madeinamerica/liberalutopia/images/";
		var failureImage = "obamabinbidenfailure-"
			+ failureVar
			+ ".gif";
		var failureImage = luPath + failureImage;
		var luLinkStart = "";
		var luLinkEnd = "";
		if ( includeLink ) {
			var luLinkStart = ''
				+ '<a href="'
				+ luPost
				+ '">'
				+ '';
			var luLinkEnd = '</a>';
		}
		var failureStart = new Date("Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT-0500");
		var failureContinued = new Date();
		var failureTotalMilliseconds = failureContinued - failureStart;
		var failureTotalSeconds = Math.floor( ( failureTotalMilliseconds / 1000 ) + .5 );
		var failureDays = Math.floor( failureTotalSeconds / 3600 / 24 );
		var failureClock = ""
			+ failureDays;

		var failureBanner = ''
			+ '<div style="width: 200px; height: 320px;">'
			+ '<div style="width: 200px; height: 185px;">'
			+ luLinkStart
			+ '<img src="'
			+ failureImage.replace(failureVarR, "t")
			+ '" width="200" height="185" border="0"'
			+ ' vspace="0" hspace="0" alt=""'
			+ ' title="Miserable Failures Obama bin Biden"'
			+ ' style="width: 200px; height: 185px; margin: 0;"'
			+ ' />'
			+ luLinkEnd
			+ '</div>'
			+ '<div style="width: 200px; height: 74px;'
			+ ' background-color: black;'
			+ ' background-image: url(\''
			+ failureImage.replace(failureVarR, "m")
			+ '\');'
			+ '" title="Miserable Failures Obama bin Biden">'
			+ luLinkStart
			+ failureVar
			+ luLinkEnd
			+ '</div>'
			+ '<div style="width: 200px; height: 61px;">'
			+ luLinkStart
			+ '<img src="'
			+ failureImage.replace(failureVarR, "b")
			+ '" width="200" height="61" border="0"'
			+ ' vspace="0" hspace="0" alt=""'
			+ ' title="Miserable Failures Obama bin Biden"'
			+ ' style="width: 200px; height: 61px; margin: 0;"'
			+ ' />'
			+ luLinkEnd
			+ '</div>'
			+ '</div>'
			+ '';

		var failureNumber = "" + failureDays;
		var failureNumber = ( failureNumber.length > 4 )
			? "9999"
			: failureNumber;
		var failureDays = "";
		for ( var i = 0; i < failureNumber.length; i++ ) {
			var failureDays = failureDays
				+ '<img src="'
				+ failureImage.replace(failureVarR, failureNumber.charAt(i))
				+ '" width="50" height="74" border="0"'
				+ ' vspace="0" hspace="0" alt=""'
				+ ' style="width: 50px; height: 74px; margin: 0;'
				+ '"'
				+ ' />';
		}
		var failureImgpadleft = '';
		var failureImgpadright = '';
		if ( failureNumber.length < 4 ) {
			var failureImgpad = '<img src="'
				+ failureImage.replace(failureVarR, "p")
				+ '" width="'
				+ failureVar
				+ '" height="74" border="0"'
				+ ' vspace="0" hspace="0" alt=""'
				+ ' style="width: '
				+ failureVar
				+ 'px; height: 74px; margin: 0;'
				+ '"'
				+ ' />';
			var failureImgpadtotal = 200 - (50 * failureNumber.length);
			var failureImgpadleft = Math.floor(failureImgpadtotal / 2);
			var failureImgpadright = failureImgpadleft + (failureImgpadtotal % 2);
			var failureImgpadleft = failureImgpad.replace(failureVarR, "" + failureImgpadleft);
			var failureImgpadright = failureImgpad.replace(failureVarR, "" + failureImgpadright);;
		}
		var failureDays = failureImgpadleft + failureDays + failureImgpadright;

		var failureBanner = failureBanner.replace(failureVarR, failureDays);

		return failureBanner;
	}
}