var obamaPoorTaxStart = new Date(2009, 3, 1); // April 1, 2009
var obamaPoorTaxDate = new Date();
var obamaPoorTaxDate = new Date(obamaPoorTaxDate.getFullYear(), obamaPoorTaxDate.getMonth(), obamaPoorTaxDate.getDate());
var obamaPoorTaxCount = obamaPoorTaxDate - obamaPoorTaxStart;
var k = obamaPoorTaxCount;
var obamaPoorTaxCount = Math.floor(.5 + (obamaPoorTaxCount / 1000));
var obamaPoorTaxCount = Math.floor(.5 + (obamaPoorTaxCount / 86400));
var obamaPoorTaxMultidays = ( Math.abs(obamaPoorTaxCount) > 1 ) ? "s" : "";
var obamaPoorTaxStatus = 0;
var obamaPoorTaxStatus = ( obamaPoorTaxCount >= 0 ) ? 1 : obamaPoorTaxStatus;
var obamaPoorTaxStatus = ( obamaPoorTaxCount > 0 ) ? 2 : obamaPoorTaxStatus;
var obamaPoorTaxHit = new Array(
"Øbama’s Poor Tax Increase ",
new Array(
"will Hit Poor Families hardest in less than ",
"Hits Poor Families hardest ",
"has been Hitting Poor Families hardest for over "
),
new Array(
Math.abs(obamaPoorTaxCount) + " ",
"to",
Math.abs(obamaPoorTaxCount) + " "
),
"day" + obamaPoorTaxMultidays,
new Array(
" (on ",
" (",
" (since "
),
"January February March April May June July August SeptemberOctober November December ".substring(9*obamaPoorTaxStart.getMonth(), 9*obamaPoorTaxStart.getMonth()+9) + " " + obamaPoorTaxStart.getDate() + ", " + obamaPoorTaxStart.getFullYear(),
" “Poor People and Minorities Taken for Fools Day”™)."
);
var obamaPoorTaxPain = ""
+ "" + obamaPoorTaxHit[0] + ""
+ obamaPoorTaxHit[1][obamaPoorTaxStatus]
+ "" + obamaPoorTaxHit[2][obamaPoorTaxStatus]
+ obamaPoorTaxHit[3] + ""
+ obamaPoorTaxHit[4][obamaPoorTaxStatus]
+ "" + obamaPoorTaxHit[5] + ""
+ obamaPoorTaxHit[6]
+ ""
+ "";
document.write(obamaPoorTaxPain);