(a.k.a. MARKJENSEN.NET)

PLEASE STAND BY

If you are looking for a splashy web site with mesmerizing animation that includes an exhilarating audio experience, then I am afraid that you have come to the wrong site!  You can remedy this situation by hitting the 'back' button on your browser, or by clicking this link to Random.Com .  The internet holds promise for wasting staggering hours of your "valuable" personal time.  If you are at work, and this is not your personal time, but is your employer's time, that's fine by me!

This site contains stories on several different aspects of my life that provide several links to the somewhat relevant topics being discussed.  Some of these links will save you from further unnecessary explorations, by allowing you to escape from here, and into areas that you may not have stumbled across in your normal, day-to-day wanderings.  Other links will actually give you more detail than is recommended by the AMA for those with medical conditions.

Feel free to snoop around here a bit.  However, this is probably not the most fascinating place to spend your valuable time.  I will be changing and adding content at various points in the near and distant future, so you can stop by again every month, or so, to keep up-to-date on this site.



Let's get ready, as Jay Ward's characters Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman get the Wayback Machine ready for a few brief excursions...

Step inside and select from the following...

The Wayback Machine Control Panel
Stuff About Me
The Universe
Barenaked Ladies
My Family
Work, Work, Work.
Miscellaneous



Hey!  What say you E-mail me with your comments.  Although, I must warn you that I will probably just ignore them, anyway.

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This space at the bottom of this page is reserved for the stuff that normally goes at the bottom of the typical web page...

My Internet Service Provider of Choice is @Home.  Check them out!
I prefer Netscape Navigator over Microsoft Internet Explorer.
But, Jeez!  Who in their right mind doesn't?

Tired of all things Microsoft (and, hey, who isn't)?
Use Linux as your Operating System!  It's FREE!
Personally, I use Fedora Linux.
Visit LOADUX.COM (shameless plug)
Need I say more?

P.S. This final link is for those who create web pages that utterly butcher the English language, by using the incorrect words ("their", "there" and "they're", or "your" and "you're"), or spelling them with the most unique and interesting dictionary that possibly exists!
"PROOF YOUR DOCUMENT BEFORE YOU POST!"