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A
Short Introduction: Welcome
to the "Why My Life Sucks More Than Yours" Stories. There are
many others like it, but this one is mine.
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THE
"WHY
MY LIFE SUCKS
MORE
THAN YOURS"
STORIES
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Just recently, someone leaned over to me at a dinner party and mentioned a
story I had written, some years back, in which I pondered the question:
How do you tell the
difference between being clinically depressed and just having a crappy
life? I didn’t come to any conclusions in the story, but this person
seemed to think I did, since she went on about how the story was so great
for she and her husband to read, and how it helped them to deal with some
issues that they were having in their lives at the time. I was just
beginning to get a nice warm fuzzy from this confession when the woman
continued blithely, “Yes, now when something really awful happens or one
of us does something really fucked-up, we just look at each other and say
‘It could be worse, we could be that woman who wrote that story!’ and
we feel better right away.”
It
makes me so happy to be able to provide a baseline of fucked-up-edness for
the masses. And in that spirit, I offer up the stories listed to the left.
Click away, and rejoice, that you are not me.
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The
"WMLSMTY" Stories were (and are being) created to answer the age
old question: What if I get in touch with My True Self and find out that I
am really boring?
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What
if my Inner Child is an obnoxious brat who needs a good ass-kicking?
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What
if the answer to my Emotional Needs is "Shut the hell up and
drive"?
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