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RADICAL GROSSNESS

 

Hi! It's me, Alex to show you just HOW gross this world gets. Also, aside from the gross stuff I, along with my friend Slick The Fox will give you games, news, wise sayings, yearly headlines, AND a special documentary on Calvin & Hobbes book covers! Have fun!

 

 

 

UTTER GROSSNESS TALE.

 

Hi! my name is Jeff boopin. My job is to clean my host's mind of dreams. From the inside. It is pretty boring but SOMEONE has to do it. Last week I found a dream video. It was pretty boring. When I put it in the player all it turned out to be was inky blackness with an alarm clock blaring in the background and colic ridden baby crying loudly and endlessly. I found a 3-D vid and popped it in. Suddenly everything started to glow an eerie shade of red and a huge monster came out and spat doo-doo at me. I tried to turn off the player but I found that I had never had turned it on! This was REAL! I tried to run but I was surrounded by armed aliens with deadly frap ray blasters. Then the monster oozed spittle all over the place 'till it was waist deep. And then some. A flying saucer then appeared and took me away to be a slave in the doo pits. Of all places! I mean, could they put me some place civilized for crying out loud? Anyway I found a ship and escaped. WHEW!