function iask(frm) {



var itab1o = new Array(

	"Emperor",		"grandfather",		"grandmother",		"guardian",		"Lady",

	"Lord",			"Master",		"accountant",		"ancestor",		"aunt",

	"betrothed",		"brother",		"cat",			"children",		"countrymen",

	"cousin",		"daimyo",		"daughter",		"dog",			"employer",

	"father",		"friend",		"gardener",		"geisha",		"groundskeeper",

	"guard",		"hired hand",		"helper",		"hero",			"horse",

	"kin",			"kitten",		"lover",		"mother",		"nephew",

	"niece",		"neighbor",		"people",		"person",		"presence",

	"puppy",		"sensei",		"servant",		"sibling",		"sister",

	"son",			"spouse",		"student",		"teacher",		"uncle");

var itab2o = new Array(

	"awfully",		"brazenly",		"completely",		"definitely",		"exactingly",

	"fairly",		"greatly",		"horribly",		"incredibly",		"just",

	"largely",		"mostly",		"notably",		"overtly",		"perfectly",

	"penultimately",	"possibly",		"proudly",		"purely",		"slightly",

	"somewhat",		"terribly",		"ultimately",		"ungodly",		"visciously",

	"the definition of",	"the epitome of",	"the paragon of",	"the perfection of",	"sort of");

var itab3o = new Array(

	"ape-like",		"arrogant",		"awful",		"balding",		"bland",

	"boorish",		"brazen",		"childish",		"cold-hearted",		"contemptible",

	"cowardly",		"cretinous",		"dastardly",		"diseased",		"dishonest",

	"dishonorable",		"like unto a dolt",	"flatulent",		"foul-smelling",	"half-witted",

	"honorless",		"like unto a horror",	"hyena-like",		"infectious",		"insidious",

	"insane",		"irrelevant",		"jaded",		"juvenile",		"lickspittle",

	"mad",			"malodorous",		"murderous",		"nonexistant",		"odd",

	"pig-like",		"pampered",		"promiscuous",		"rude",			"shabby",

	"sickly",		"spoiled",		"slovenly",		"like unto a tart",	"tedious",

	"a tramp",		"unbearable",		"uncivilized",		"unkempt",		"unnecessary");

var itab4o = new Array(

	"ancestral",		"adorable",		"beloved",		"cute",			"divine",

	"empty",		"expensive",		"exquisite",		"favorite",		"forgotten",

	"gorgeous",		"grand",		"historic",		"honored",		"ill-fated",

	"jade",			"laughable",		"lewd",			"little",		"lovely",

	"magnificent",		"original",		"precious",		"quaint",		"sacred",

	"sinister",		"so-called",		"time-honored",		"weathered",		"unusual");

var itab5o = new Array(

	"apartment",		"barn",			"basement",		"bedroom",		"birthplace",

	"building",		"business",		"castle",		"cemetery",		"church",

	"citadel",		"city",			"country",		"dojo",			"empire",

	"estate",		"farm",			"field",		"fish pond",		"fortress",

	"fountain",		"garden",		"graveyard",		"guardhouse",		"guesthouse",

	"home",			"homeland",		"house",		"household",		"island",

	"keep",			"kingdom",		"kitchen",		"lands",		"listfield",

	"marketplace",		"mountain",		"orchard",		"plantation",		"playground",

	"presence",		"school",		"shrine",		"sky",			"stable",

	"temple",		"tower",		"town",			"well",			"world");

var itab6o = new Array(

	"awful",		"barren",		"bland",		"boorish",		"broken",

	"condemned",		"contemptible",		"cursed",		"decayed",		"dilapidated",

	"dirty",		"disgusting",		"drab",			"empty",		"forgettable",

	"foul-smelling",	"haunted",		"hellish",		"ill-conceived",	"ill-kept",

	"incomprehensible",	"infectious",		"infested",		"irrelevant",		"junk-like",

	"laughable",		"lewd",			"malodorous",		"nightmarish",		"odd",

	"ordinary",		"overgrown",		"pretentious",		"puny",			"rotted",

	"shabby",		"sketchy",		"slovenly",		"squandered",		"tattered",

	"tiny",			"unbearable",		"unkempt",		"unnecessary",		"unusable",

	"useless",		"valueless",		"weathered",		"worn out",		"worthless");

var itab7o = new Array(

	"beacon for flies",	"breeding pit",		"cesspool",		"compost pile",		"crypt",

	"deathtrap",		"den of thieves",	"doorway to hell",	"dungeon",		"eye-sore",

	"grain silo",		"hatchery of maggots",	"haven for mice",	"hell-hole",		"horse-trough",

	"house of slaves",	"library of lies",	"mudhole",		"out-house",		"pestilent temple",

	"pig sty",		"pile of poo",		"pit of pestilence",	"sinkhole",		"swamp",

	"tavern",		"temple of temptation",	"torture chamber",	"wallow for pigs",	"whore-house");

var itab8o = new Array(

	"arm",			"armor",		"attacking",		"battle record",	"blocking",

	"chi",			"concentration",	"defense",		"discipline",		"dojo",

	"experience",		"fist",			"focus",		"foot",			"glare",

	"hand",			"inner spirit",		"insult",		"judo",			"karate",

	"katana",		"karma",		"kick",			"knife",		"kung-fu",

	"leg",			"magic",		"Master",		"mojo",			"moves",

	"ninjitsu",		"philosophy",		"power",		"pride",		"punch",

	"reflexes",		"sash",			"school",		"shield",		"skill",

	"spirit",		"stance",		"strength",		"style",		"sword",

	"teachings",		"training",		"victories",		"weapon",		"zen");

var itab9o = new Array(

	"absent",		"amateurish",		"annoying",		"awful",		"awkward",

	"bad",			"blunt",		"brazen",		"callused",		"careless",

	"child-like",		"clumsy",		"dishonorable",		"dormant",		"dull",

	"empty",		"feeble",		"flippant",		"foolhardy",		"forgettable",

	"grating",		"helpless",		"hilarious",		"honorless",		"hopeless",

	"ignorable",		"ignorant",		"impotent",		"insidious",		"irrelevant",

	"jaded",		"lacking",		"laughable",		"misused",		"negligible",

	"obvious",		"offensive",		"pathetic",		"quaint",		"rusty",

	"sloppy",		"slow",			"terrible",		"timid",		"unimportant",

	"unskilled",		"useless",		"valueless",		"weak",			"weathered");

var itab10o = new Array(

	"a charming example of why you will loose this match",

	"a poor excuse for a joke",

	"as good a reason as any to destroy you",

	"as pathetic as the clan from which you have emerged",

	"as useful as a broken crutch",

	"carved from the same tree as the rest of your ilk",

	"chosen with all of the care of a giddy schoolgirl",

	"given all of the thought one gives to breathing",

	"in the same category as cow dung",

	"like a nightmare from which you cannot wake",

	"like the buzzing of gnats",

	"like the flinging of feces by a diseased monkey",

	"like the whisperings of a moth",

	"limp, lifeless and as cold as a dead fish",

	"obviously stolen from an honorless tramp",

	"serving as a perfect bad example",

	"so last decade",

	"the direct result of poor upbringing",

	"the result of centuries of inbreeding",

	"without merit of any kind");





var insult = "I find your ";

	

	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += itab1o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())]+" and your "+itab1o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab1o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += " to be ";



	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += itab2o[Math.floor(30*Math.random())]+" "+itab3o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab3o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += ", your ";



	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += itab4o[Math.floor(30*Math.random())]+" "+itab5o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab5o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += " to be ";



	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += "a(n) "+itab6o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())]+" "+itab7o[Math.floor(30*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab6o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += ", and your ";



	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += itab1o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())]+"'s "+itab8o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab8o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += " to be "



	if(Math.floor(20*Math.random())==1)

			{insult += itab10o[Math.floor(20*Math.random())];}

		else	{insult += itab9o[Math.floor(50*Math.random())];}



	insult += ".";



return insult;}