The Road to Enlightenment


Counterfeit Radio may seem like an ordinary group of musicians on the surface, but looks can be deceiving. This band of musical geniuses has over 500 years of combined experience! These are savants with extraordinary abilities, such as one member's ability to play Beethoven on the keyboards with his earlobe, and another who can listen to any song and instantly play it backwards with one hand tied behind his back.

One might also be surprised to find out some of their day jobs: one is a brain surgeon, one a nuclear physicist, one a bestselling author, and surprisingly, one works at McDonalds. Listeners are often suprised to find that the songs are projected to them by mental telepathy, a trick which required countless rehearsals to achieve.

Counterfeit Radio has performed for many dignitaries, such as the Queen of England, Arnold Schartzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, and Pope Benedict XVI. While performing gigs such as these often bring them sums in the sixfigure range, Counterfeit Radio would love to negotiate a better rate for your club or private function. Don't delay!