DEFINITION OF SUPERNATURAL

 

Written for a spoken word performance, Oct., 1998 

 

streamlined digitized friendly misterrodgers supernatural beings for the 90's

propped up on display boards at the mall

advertising Anne Rice's latest supermundane neuroses

cobbled together from too many martinis

consumed in the corridors of her pricey New Orleans mansion

smart talkative good-looking vampires mummies witches ghosts 

now available from amazon.com

supernatural beings? 

yeah right supernatural my ass 

 

what IS supernatural? 

the absence of blood surging through one's veins 

 

like the silent centaurian soldier ohio turnpike gasoline pumps jolting into  action resurrected into life by insidious Ford Explorer drivin' citizens  randomly waving magic rectangular plastic amulets of power at them 

 

what IS supernatural? 

ghostly beings without substance 

 

like the ominous flickering distilled MTV personalities lunging at me gabbling  at me through 5 millisecond quick edit jump gates of optical stimulation  pulsing wildly through tortured television cable connections to the land of beezlebub 

 

what IS supernatural? 

dark creatures of evil devoid of God 

 

like the gloomy clerks from a Franz Kafka credit bureau nightmare sitting in  perfectly designed industrial grey cubicles pulling up my life history  altering my life history on a menacing devil-worshipping Gateway 2000 Windows NT computer 

 

what IS supernatural? 

unseen entities watching you 

 

like the phantom geosynchronous orbit satellites up there in that blackness the  blackness taking digital photographs of the number of hairs on your head as you  piss into the wind again 

 

what IS supernatural? 

invisible poltergeist presences 

 

like the remote control artificial intelligence microprocessor television stereo  overhead track lighting wal-mart sliding door public toilet flushing itself  garage door open sesame DEVICES controlled by infrared demons from below 

 

THAT'S what supernatural is