A look at the personal side of my life...

    I'm happily married but like most people I do have an "ex" (dum dum dum - That would be ominous music). The ex and I get along all right, not great but all right. This story isn't about him though it's about two of his friends. These two friends have two things in common, they can't stay out of jail and they both have crushes on me. That sounds a little vain but it's not. It's simply fact. I mean you can only take, "You know I have a crush on you," one way. Both have had crushes on me for about 6 or 7 years now. One of them, we'll call him S, seems to think the only thing stopping me from dating him is that I'm married. Wrong! Even if I was single neither of them is my type and S doesn't seem to understand this. I'm not a rude person and I would rather not have to go, "Hey, it never would have happened!" My current method isn't working though so I'll have to come up with something more blunt to get the point across.

    For those of you interested in the ex he has a beautiful 2 year old little girl that adores him, sadly though he and his wife are separated.