Episode 1.2:  Part I

What kind of squathead do you think I am?

Bobby: I’m getting a little sick of you.
Parks: Oh, you’re sick? So go puke.

Bobby: I’ll garnish your wages.
Parks: I’ll give you something to garnish.

Hey, how ya doing jumbo? Go get that doughnut, huh?
(To a cop.)

Episode 2.12:  Race With the Devil

Eugene: Bobby’s not available.
Parks: Well make him available! I’m being sodomized here!

Doctor: You’re not being sodomized!
Parks: Stay away from me fruit loop!

Didn’t think you’d go spelunking up my butt.

You want to swap places, stick butt?

You’re not coming near me nimrod!

You’ve got me wired for cable here!

I won’t sue, I’m a reasonable man!

I’ll see you in court, groundhog.

Mr. Young. You didn’t handle this very well.

I felt you twist it.