These quotes are the property of the producers, writers, networks, studios, etc. that created the TV shows and movies they are heard in.  I do not lay any claim to any of them, or take any credit for them.  I am only borrowing and compiling them for this website.  Anyone may use these quotes to compile their own collections, of course, because they are not my property, but they may not simply be copied and pasted as that is using my format without my permission.  Everyone is also free to link to these quotes without my permission.

The quotes are written word for word, to the best of my ability.  I generally do not edit them, so they may contain language that is offensive to some people.

The shows are listed in alphabetical order.