L.B. Sedlacek





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Red Headed Eskimos

"Red Headed Eskimos" is my sixth collection of poetry. It explores a variety of subjects, touches on humanity, the surreal and nostalgia. 28 poems. 53 pages. From "The Cement Oasis": "Out on the patio in the sun's glare / A procession of painted bodies / With skins of different hues / Sandwiched together. In hot oils / And tropical scents they lounge. / The sunglass stare / Is practiced with pride -- / Near pools without water." From "Gravity Fueled Gasoline": "Friday at noon the parking lot, / fast deserted especially near the back, / cars pour out into ant lines of traffic, / green, yellow, red the colors of freedom." From "Ice Chips": "All squirrels should / have minty fresh / breathe or at least take / a trip down the / river at Devil's Elbow / somewhere in the / middle of Missouri on a / hot July day...."

Red Headed Eskimos
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  • Early Nothing

    "Early Nothing" is a spoken word CD of several of my earlier poems. The CD includes such favorites as "Burying Bicycles," "Blackbeard's Swamp," "Cow on a Bridge," "In Her Garden," "One Fly's Journey into the Electric Chair," "Like Rainbows on Tin Cans," "Leaf Dance," and "Monkey Bars." Some poems are from my current poetry blog Tuesday is Wednesday. 32 poems. @45 minutes.
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  • Average Bears

    "Average Bears" is a chapbook of poetry published by Assume Nothing Press. Poetry selections include title poem plus "Liquid Passport," "Porcupine Rain," "The Architect of French Fries," "Digging Into the Past," "Paper Thickness," "Fisherman's Gift," "The Opposite of You," "The Desperate Seriousness of Musicians," "Life Down Easy," "Leaf Dance," "Driving Toward Key West," and "A Parkway Ballad." 45 poems. 56 pages. From "The Architect of French Fries": "The French Fry is erasing the ketchup. / It dips back and forth in the fingers. / Putting up absolutely no struggle / As it is sent to its doom...." From "Liquid Passport": "When you shove the needle / into your vein, you can't / pull it out immediately. It's better / to wait and think of the // numbers to count to ten / or ignore conclusion and his / persistent cousin who always seems / to come knocking on Sundays...."

    "I enjoyed your image of a french fry erasing ketchup.   That's perfect!"   
    Jalina Mhyana, Editor -- Rock Salt Plum Review

    Average Bears
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  • Hemlock Suicides Planned by Well Dressed Men in Suits

    "Hemlock Suicides Planned by Well Dressed Men in Suits" is a chapbook of poetry published by Assume Nothing Press. Poetry selections include the title poem plus "Grocery Store Headline," "One Fly's Journey to the Electric Chair," "12 Flamingoes & 2 Clowns on Horses," "Occupying Space," "Gone Missing," "The Law of Dance," and "The Silent House." REVIEW of "Hemlock Suicides ..." from "MUSE'S REVIEW" - Reviewed by Andrew C. Angus -- "This chapbook of LB Sedlacek contains a 27 poem collection that deals with the harsh realities of city life such as divorce, crimes, murder, suicide, corporate environment, etc. Sedlacek is a poet who is not afraid to write poems about the burning social issues of our time .... a social commentary who writes social views in the form of poetry."
    Hemlock Suicides Planned by Well Dressed Men in Suits
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  • Alexandra's Wreck

    "Alexandra's Wreck" is a chapbook of poetry published by Kitty Litter Press. Poetry selections include the title poem plus "The Glass Pumpkin," "Ghosts Within," "Monkey Bars," "Cages," "Introducing Hope," "The Illusion of Being," and "College Basketball and the Crater Lions of Ngorogoro."

    From "Alexandra's Wreck": "What are the minnows sewing / as they swim back and forth between / the rotting boards? / These boards have lain on the ocean / bed for days on end / welcoming sand and algae / like long lost friends. / Their rotting innards hold the key -- / the secret questioned in a landlubber's court / when her bones were found under the sea."

    From "Monkey Bars": "A tattered pair of overalls / -- red with a patch of blue in the middle / swinging forward then back / then high into the air / as the little hands grip the steel bars / one hand moving forward, / and the other quickly following."

    From "Ghosts Within": "We are driving, Big Dipper / to the right of this country highway / lit only by the moon flung high overhead - / partying with the stars."

    Published by Kitty Litter Press.
    Alexandra's Wreck
  • $3.00 (US) Chapbook




  • Suicide Pumpkins

    The suicide plans of a would-be actress in Hollywood fall apart when she meets her Prince Charming who comes to her rescue complete with a white Porsche and a pumpkin. In this black humor version of a Cinderella story watch as two misfits fall in love amid the turmoil and glamour of Los Angeles and San Diego. Meet Jessica Tyler, a College Theater graduate who has moved to Hollywood to become an actress and who is miserably failing at it. She makes ends meet by sort of working as a cashier at Ralph's grocery store and lives on a park bench in the Park above the Santa Monica Pier staying in touch with the real world via a Best Western, Vodka, her answering service, a PO Box and a black cherry red vintage Mustang convertible. When she finally gets a break by landing on contestants row on "The Price Is Right" and by getting her first real acting job in a B movie called "Sand Castles," will she take the next step to becoming a real actress or will her suicide plans get in the way? Meet Jeremy Chance, a millionaire from San Diego who has inherited the family business - a holding company, who literally stumbles into Jessica's path on the Coronado Bay Bridge and allows himself to willingly be led into her dungeon of liquor, sex, park benches and suicide. In rescuing her, he teaches her a lesson about pumpkins and bridges she will never forget. Together, they learn to accept the real world bouncing from Jeremy's mansion of white to sleeping on the beach, in the park and in a seedy motel. Enjoy their wild ride on the Pacific Coast Highway all the way to its final conclusion in Malibu and their foray into junk food heaven at fast food restaurants, Denny's and 7-11 as they get to know each other and themselves. Watch in dismay as they seal their union and fate in one desperate violent act that will possibly keep each of them off bridges forever.

    "Suicide Pumpkins (A Love Story)" Published 2000. 180 pages. Contemporary Fiction. By L.B. Sedlacek. ISBN: 0738833819

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