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Have you lost your motivation? Are you having a rough day and want to reduce your stress?
Are you having a hectic day and just want to have
some fun to reduce the stress? Does this look like you when you are working with the *?-#0**//*
computer?
Well, ‘The Profit Doctor’, Stephen Anderson, has put together this web page to help you overcome those times when you really need a quick boost! It’s a great place to get away to have fun when you’re feeling down from the daily grind!! "I guarantee that you will come away feeling better because you will get several ‘belly laughs’ when you visit ‘The Profit Doctor’s FUN HAVEN webpage." This webpage changes based on your recommendations, so check back often to see the improvements and also the other FREE stuff.
Al Morale, the virtual yes man and lackey, is a hilarious high tech toy. Let Al schmooze you or your boss, friends, clients and Colleagues with his funny flattery and outrageous praise! From his little cube on their screen, Al sucks up to you with 100 lines of flattery and comic kudos. He'll praise your work and ideas, agree with everything you say, and even laugh at your jokes, no matter how bad they are! Al will also address you by fancy titles like "Big Kahuna" or "Your Highness." Get Al Morale for a fun simulation of life at the top of the corporate ladder! "Download 'Al Morale' and get a daily dose of corporate boot-licking like you wouldn't believe!" Go to http://www.almorale.com/demo.html
for the FREE demo download. It's a lot of fun!! It keeps me smiling all day
long!!! -- Kim Komando's shareware pick of
the week. 2) Using Sounds on your computer There are many so called experts telling you to be properly motivated towards your goals all you have to do is put pictures of the item all over your office, home, bathroom, car, everywhere you go. Also many of them tell you to visualize you attaining it. How often has that really worked for you? For me that does not always do the trick. BUT THIS DOES!!! (When you come to this webpage the first time and click on the sounds, your computer will store them in a temporary file and depending on the speed of your computer this can take some time. But once it's downloaded, it will be quicker to access the sounds) I just recently developed another way to keep me constantly aware of these goals all day long and to be constantly motivated to reaching them. I get the sense of hearing involved in my affirmations. I find sounds that represent these goals and put them into my computer. The key element about this method is to get as many of the senses involved. The more the better!!! If you can also get your sense of smell involved to, it is a sure winner!! I'm going to give you an idea of some of the goals I have that I want to reach. The first one is to buy a classic 1966 or 1967 Cherry Red Corvette convertible with stick shift and a small block V8 engine. (These are not real corvette sounds, but they are the closest I could find and they do the trick for me!!) But the pictures are real!! I look at them and listen to the sounds!! And boy does that really help me get motivated!!! Also I go to the local 'Classic Car' Dealership and touch, get in, and drive the car. I get all the senses involved and my motivation SCREAMS Get this car now!!!! Starting Peeling Rubber
To reduce the stress and to have alot of fun and to keep me laughing all day long, I click on these sounds. Try not to laugh too loud if you're at work. You don't want to disturb your coworkers. They may think you are having too much fun at work!! I use this one to help wake me up: Click Here I'm sure you'll remember this one!! Applause: When I do something really good I click here: Applause and take a bow. Just to get me laughing: Click Here And I'm sure you all remember this one from the movie 'Blazing Saddles'. This one cracks me up every time, even if it's crude! I'll bet it'll make you smile too!!! Click Here Drumroll when I am thinking about something: Click Here When I do something really stupid: Click Here When I think 'Why did I just do that? Click Here Or Click Here or Click Here When I am having a hard time with something: Click Here Or when I REALLY need to let it ALL OUT: Click Here (Sometimes I play this several times a day) And when I finally get it: Click Here or Click Here or Click Here or Click Here or Click Here Or when I need to be left alone: Click Here When I really do something crazy, or mischievous: Click Here
HOW TO MAKE YOU OWN 'FUN HAVEN' WEBSITE:
Look for sounds at: http://www.freeaudioclips.com/ (This one has some fun sounds) Here's some of my favorites from this website: Comedy Clips: Be careful - this one is hot!! click here For us Star Trek fans: click here , click here Music Great Alarm Clock Sound: (Do you recognize it) Click
here I need to get this to my daughter to wake her up in the morning. http://www.cartoonsounds.com/wbindex.cfm (Here's another great fun site to get cartoon sounds) Well I could spend almost all day long on this web site. I had better get back to work!! Have Fun.
List all the things that you want to accomplish and put them in order starting with the ones you hate to do the most, and so on. Then write down next to it what reward, that is very meaningful to you, that you will receive when you actually accomplish this first item. When you do accomplish the first task, give your self the reward. Take a break and savor the reward.
Do you have a large project that needs to be done? Well how do you eat an elephant? ONE BITE AT A TIME. All you have to do is constantly take ‘little bites’ out of you project until it is devoured.
My favorite: "Even
if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there." Here are some other examples I found: "Things don't go wrong, they simply happen."- Jacob Ghitis (or another way of putting this is: SHIT HAPPENS,
CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIFE!! "When presented with a lemon, make lemonade." “Procrastination is a sin of lawyers, trial judges, reporters, appellate judges in brief, everyone connected with the machinery of criminal law." - Macklin Fleming "God gives us the nuts, but he does not crack them." - Proverb "When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work." - George Bernard Shaw "The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been." - Alan Ashley-Pitt "There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened it won't last." - Juleps Renard "And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow." - Jerry Chin "Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it." - Anthony J. D'Angelo "Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement." - Anonymous "He who wants milk should not sit himself in the middle of a pasture waiting for a cow to back up to him." - Anonymous "Acting on a good idea is better than just having a good idea." - Robert Half "All things come to him who goes after them." - Anonymous "Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th U.S. President "All things come to him who goes after them." - Anonymous "It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up." - Vince Lombardi "Success is like a fart only your own smells nice." - James P. Hogan "Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left." - Hubert H. Humphrey, U.S. Vice President "You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there." - Edwin Louis Cole "When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either." - Leo Burnett "Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not." - Virgil Thomson, composer and music critic “Think about your self being in a rocker on the front porch when you are 95 years old contemplating your past. Would you be happy about the decisions you are making today? If not, make it happen” - Tony Robbins "When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the ones which open for us." - Alexander Graham Bell "Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment." - Heywood Hale Broun "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." - Truman Capote "Most of us serve our ideals by fits and starts. The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication." - Cecil B. De Mille "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain "Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt." - William Shakespeare - Measure For Measure "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt, U.S. President (1901-1909)- Address at Sorbonne, Paris, in 1910 "A man's life is interesting primarily when he has failed — I well know. For it's a sign that he tried to surpass himself." - Geoges Clemenceau, French statesman- Clemenceau, The Events of His Life “Failure is ONLY a sign of future success, if you persist in your goals.” - Stephen Anderson "So go for the jump, and chase all your dreams."- Mark van Essen 6) This is God!! I will be handling all of your problems today. 7) Add your method of stopping
procrastination and e-mail it back to me. I will put your name on
this section and e-mail you back with what others have said is their method
of STOPPING PROCRASTINATION!! Good luck!! Let me know how you are doing. Email me your methods and be sure to put in the Subject: 'Stop Procrastination Suggestion' and I will add them to this website. Let's have FUN doing this together. Here is one of the pictures that I have alot of fun looking at all day long: click here to see it , if you dare!!
Stephen
Anderson (c)
2002 Business Success Publishing |
How many times a day do you
find yourself getting bored at work, or losing your cool? I’m sure 
Also you will get a feel of
how to create your own ‘FUN HAVEN’ webpage. The great thing about this
webpage is that it gives you all the links to finding the resources that you
will need to make your own fun and exciting webpage. I use it often to help
me through the day and I thought that you would enjoy it too!!
And my most loftiest
