A young couple were waiting impatiently to leave 
                      on their first vacation since the baby was born, 
                      but the woman's aunt, who would be babysitting 
                      was thirty minutes late. The young woman called 
                      her elderly aunt to find out what was going on, 
                      and the old woman apologized for forgeting and 
                      said she'd speed right over. Since the aunt was 
                      only a couple miles away, the couple decided to 
                      go, rather than wait and risk missing the flight. 
                      
                      Two weeks later when the couple returned from the
                      trip, they were horrified to find the baby still 
                      in it's high-chair where they'd left it, except 
                      now it was dead, bloated and covered with flies. 
                      The aunt really had sped, and unfortunatly crashed 
                      and died before she made it over.