Thump, Thump, Drag
                          A teenage baby-sitter put the kids she was 
                          watching to bed and went back downstairs. 
                          The late night news was on the television. 
                          The reporter said a psychopath from a local 
                          mental institution was on the loose and the
                          police thought he might be in the area. He 
                          cautioned residents to lock their doors and 
                          windows because this guy was very dangerous.
 
                          Well, the teenager checked the locks on the 
                          windows and the doors, but she forgot the 
                          door in the cellar. The psychopath broke in 
                          about an hour later. Up from the cellar, he
                          came, armed with an ax. 

                          The kids heard noises downstairs, but thought 
                          it was the baby-sitter moving some furniture 
                          around, then it got quiet. All they heard the 
                          remainder of the night was this noise: "Thump! 
                          Thump! Dra-aaag... Thump! Thump! Dra-aaag..." 
                          Evidently, they were too afraid to get up to 
                          see what it was. In the morning, their parents 
                          came home and were horrified to find the baby-
                          sitter at the top of the stairs, dead with both 
                          arms hacked off at the elbows. She had been 
                          climbing the stairs on the bloody stumps of her 
                          arms, pulling her badly injured body along.
                                                                
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